Russia: *After getting a scolding and smacked with a belt* I'm gonna call social services on you!
Soviet: *Offers Russia his phone*
Russia: ...Well....you're lucky I don't have their number!
Soviet: *Types the number in and offers Russia the phone again*
Russia: ...I'll actually call them you know!
Soviet: *While showing Russia the screen he taps the call button*
Russia: NYET WAIT-
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Countries Messin Around
RandomThis book is for randomness. I don't need to explain. (If you're reading/seeing this on another site that's not Wattpad my book probably got copied and pasted onto an unsafe fanfiction app page.)
