America: *Walks up to Brazil* Hey dude! Can you give me some of that water?
Brazil: *Stops drinking and looks at America* It's not water.
America: Vodka! I like your styl-
Brazil: I t ' s v i n e g a r
America: Wait wh-
Brazil: It's vinegar, pus-
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Countries Messin Around
AléatoireThis book is for randomness. I don't need to explain. (If you're reading/seeing this on another site that's not Wattpad my book probably got copied and pasted onto an unsafe fanfiction app page.)