Russia: Well well, what's up you dingus?
America: *Chuckles* Hi to you too.
Russia: You dumb dumb, you boof, you pain in my butt you little doofus-
Venezuela: *Talking to America* Hey loser! Have fun in losertown!
America: *Sarcastic* Hey, you're funny. *Rolls eyes* Oh my god.
Russia: What did he just call you..?
America: What?
Russia: What did he just call you?!
America: Oh no-
Russia: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL THE LOVE OF MY LIFE?!
America: Hey, hey, take it easy I'm sure it was just a joke-
Russia: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE MEANS TO ME?! HUH?!
America: Seriously, calm down it's not that big of a deal-
Russia: Shut up idiot I'm trying to defend your honor!
America: Oh, this always happens...
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Countries Messin Around
De TodoThis book is for randomness. I don't need to explain. (If you're reading/seeing this on another site that's not Wattpad my book probably got copied and pasted onto an unsafe fanfiction app page.)