Russia, America, and Venezuela

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Russia: Well well, what's up you dingus?

America: *Chuckles* Hi to you too.

Russia: You dumb dumb, you boof, you pain in my butt you little doofus-

Venezuela: *Talking to America* Hey loser! Have fun in losertown!

America: *Sarcastic* Hey, you're funny. *Rolls eyes* Oh my god.

Russia: What did he just call you..?

America: What?

Russia: What did he just call you?!

America: Oh no-

Russia: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL THE LOVE OF MY LIFE?!

America: Hey, hey, take it easy I'm sure it was just a joke-

Russia: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE MEANS TO ME?! HUH?!

America: Seriously, calm down it's not that big of a deal-

Russia: Shut up idiot I'm trying to defend your honor!

America: Oh, this always happens...

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