Vietnam: So, how many people have you dated before me?
Cuba: Oh, before you I never dated anybody.
Vietnam: Oh.
Cuba: Just didn't feel the need to date anyone until I felt it was right, you know?
Vietnam: That's..awfully romantic.
Cuba: Well let's flip the script. How many people have you dated before me?
Vietnam: Well first of all, I want you to know that I love you, and I'm 100% commited to you-
Cuba: You really don't have to tell me you don't want to that's okay. *Puts mouth up to water bottle*
Vietnam: It's not that!
Cuba: Mhm?
Vietnam: It's just...I don't know what number you want like...
Cuba: *Starts drinking*
Vietnam: Per year..?
Cuba: * C H O K E S *
Vietnam: Total or..?
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