America: Hey man, do you have any shaving cream?
Brazil: No, I don't like the way it tastes.
America: *Confused American noises* Did you eat shaving cream?
Brazil: No. Why would I eat shaving cream if I don't like the way it tastes?
America: *Very confused*
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Countries Messin Around
De TodoThis book is for randomness. I don't need to explain. (If you're reading/seeing this on another site that's not Wattpad my book probably got copied and pasted onto an unsafe fanfiction app page.)
