TED'S POV:
The last thing I remember was Barney & I sitting in maclaren's and taking shots.
I woke up with a hangover with the worst headache ever. I opened my eyes and realized I wasn't at my apartment I looked around and the surroundings looked familiar, I turned over and saw a girl I couldn't tell who it was because she had her face to the pillow it looked like she was just in her bra, I immediately started panicking that I might have slept with her, I looked down and I was wearing a suit, so I calmed down a little.
I walked out and noticed I was in Robins apartment, I panicked more wondering why I was here. I walked to the couch and a Barney was asleep still wearing his suit.
"wake up!" I hissed shaking Barney
"mom a few more minutes god!" Barney groaned
I just shook him again
Barney sat up rubbing his eyes and yawning
"Where the hell are we?" He asked
"Robins" i answered
"Why?" He asked
"I have no idea" I said
A few minutes later Robin walked out yawning
"what the hell happened last night" Barney asked her
"Oh that's a funny story" Robin said giggling
"look at your hands" Robin said
I looked at my hands and under my thumb on the left side my hand on the edge of my hand had half a heart that said "Best" on it
"Now hold hands" Robin said
we didn't hesitate but just held hands and looked at our hands
It formed a big heart that said "best bros"
"Awh this tattoo is so cute" I said bravely knowing we were gonna tell our friends about us soon anyway
I looked at Barney and gave him a big kiss
"Wait you two are actually together?" Robin asked
"yes" we said in unison as we held up our hands intertwined
"Anyway what happened last night" I asked running my fingers through my hair
ROBIN'S POV:
*24 hours earlier*
I walked out of my room hearing a strange noise at 2 AM, I went to see something that was the last thing I'd expect, Barney shoved Ted against my wall & making out with him
"Hi guys" I said
"Robin? What are you doing in my apartment" Ted slurred drunkly
"uh guys this is my apartment" I said
"Oh sorry Robin" Ted apologized
"You have pretty hair" Barney slurred drunkly
"Wanna have sex?" Barney asked
"Babe!" Ted complained
"I was just kidding, you're the only one for me honey" Barney said kissing him
i just looked at them puzzled
"Robin! Robin! Bro! Guess what!" Barney yelled
i smiled "what"
Barney and Ted held hands and showed me a tattoo that formed a heart that said "best bros"
"You guys are gonna regret this in the morning" I said
"You're just jealous because we're in love" ted bragged
"You guys are not in love you're just really drunk" I explained to them
"Are you a homophone?" Barney asked
"No and I'm pretty sure it's homophobe" i explained
"Whatever Robin, you think too much" Barney said
Barney & Ted kissed again
I took out my iPhone and started taking pics giggling
Barney sat on my couch and passed out almost instantly
"Robin, I'm so tired, so tired" Ted said putting his head on my shoulder
"Come on, wake up" I said
"Robin!" Ted complained
I put ted in my bed and he fell asleep instantly
TED'S POV:
*back to the present*
"Oh thank god" I sighed
Robin gave me a puzzled look
"I thought was might've slept together" I mumbled
"Ted!" Barney said hitting my arm
"I woke up & it looked like she was just wearing a bra, I guess it was just her tank top" I explained
Barney & I left Robins to figure out what else happened that night, so first we went to maclaren's.
"Hey Carl what happened with me and Ted last night" I asked
"Oh that's a funny story" Carl responded
"Here we go again" Barney said
"You guys came in here with some good looking dude,he said his name was John, you all were already really wasted but that didn't stop you guys from having more shots, then Ted and John kissed and then you guys left" Carl explained
"TED!" Barney said punching my arm
"Barney I was drunk! And if I remember right you were the one who convinced me to take shots anyway, I'm sorry baby forgive me?" I said kissing his head
"Fine! Only because you were drunk and I hit on Robin" he said kissing me back
"As long as he doesn't make a move on you I think I'll be alright" he said
"Wait you too are dating?" Carl asked
"Yes" we said in unison
"Congrats" Carl said
we left maclaren's and we went into the store real quick to get something to drink
"No no no not you faggots again" this cashier with a southern accent said
"Excuse me?" Barney said
"I told you two last night I don't want people like you around here" the cashier said
"You're kidding right?" Barney said
the cashier shook his head
"now get out of here!" The cashier yelled
Barney looked at me & started kissing me passionately
"Get out you faggots!" The cashier yelled
"ITS 2014 YOU CAN'T JUST CALL PEOPLE THAT!" Barney yelled
"whatever lets just leave" i mumbled
"Ted! No! When are you gonna learn that sometimes you have to stand up for yourself?" Barney said
"your boyfriend scared?" The cashier teased
"YOU SON OF A BEEECH" I said and thinking I sounded a lot like Lily
I went up to the cashier and punched him right in the nose
"Ted lets go!" Barney yelled grabbing my hand as we ran away
We ran and thought it was far enough
"That was awesome" Barney said breathing heavily putting his hand up for a high five
"I know right? I felt a rush!" I said high fiving him
BARNEY'S POV:
We walked until we found ourselves outside of a tattoo place
"Do you think this is where we went last night?" Ted asked
"Lets go find out" i said
We walked in
"oh it's you two again" a lady said
"Do you mind telling us what happened last night?" Ted asked
The lady nodded
"You two came in here very wasted, you two kissed a lot, and then this attractive man came in here looking for you two and you told him you'll talk to him later then you two asked for the tattoo I'm guessing you guys already know about" the lady said
"who was the man?What did he look like" I asked
"The man said his name was Justin Bartha, he said he was famous or something"
"Yeah I know who that is" Ted said
i looked at Ted because I didn't even know who that was
"He's Doug from the hangover" Ted said
"DUDE! THATS AWESOME!"I yelled
"Because we have a hangover and were trying to figure what happened and Doug from the hangover was with us" I started laughing remembering one of my favorite movies
"WHERES DOUG" Ted yelled laughing
we high fived
Ted & I left and we saw Justin Bartha walking down the street
Right when he saw us he had a look of terror in his eyes he started running
And yelling "YOU TWO STAY AWAY FROM ME"
we started running after him but he got into a taxi and before he left said
"NEVER EVER COME NEAR ME AGAIN"
And we didn't see him or try to follow him
i guess we'll never know exactly what happened that night or why we were hanging out with Justin Bartha, but life is a mystery, and just like the pineapple incident, this stays unknown, but this led to the best tattoo ever.
AUTHORS NOTE: will you guys please please read my last chapter? It would mean a lot to me thanks💘💘
I'm at a hotel and on Sunday I get to go see Tyler Oakley and I'm so so excited to see him because I love him💖.
