Beauty and the Dragon

Snotlout

Snotlout's P.O.V.

(Now Playing: Gaston from Beauty and the Beast)

S: Snoutlout
G: Gustav
RD: Random Dude
BB: Bimbettes

S: Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man! No one says 'No' to Snotlout!

G: Huh. Darn right!

S: Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humilitated! Why, it's more than I can bear.

G: More beer?

S: What for? Nothing helps. Im disgraced. (That's the first...)

G: Who, you? Never! Snotlout, you've got to pull yourself together.

Gosh it distubs me to see you, Snotlout

Looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here'd love to be you, Snotlout

Even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you

You're everyone's favorite guy

Everyone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Snotlout

No one's quick as Snotlout

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Snotlout

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

No one's been like Snotlout

A king pin like Snotlout

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Snotlout

S: As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

Men: My what a guy, that Snotlout

Give 5 "hurrahs!"

Give 12 "hip-hips!"

G: Snotlout is the best

And the rest is all drips

Men: No one fights like Snotlout

Douses lights like Snotlout

RD: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Snotlout

BB: For there's no one as burly and brawny

S: As you see I've got bicelps to spare

G: Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

S: That's right!

And every last inch of me's covered with hair

Men: No one hits like Snotlout

Matches wits like Snotlout

G: In a spitting match nobody spits like Snotlout

S: I'm especially good at expectorating

(Ptooey!)

Men: 10 points for Snotlout!

S: When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs