The 50th Oneshot

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Guys!!! 

Omg this IS THE 50TH ONESHOT OF THIS BOOK!!!!

(At first this was titled 'The 50th Oneshot Special' but there was nothing special about it its just incorrect quotes-)

(I was gonna write something else but im super busy ;-;)

(I'll make it up in the next two chapters ma dudes ;) )

Thank you all so much. Y'all truly mean the world to me ❤❤💞💖💝💞 

I don't have much time ta prepare all this so just have the incorrect quotes, smile, and have a nice day you beautiful handsome gorgeous souls-

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Russia: Are you an assassin?

Germany: ...No...?

Russia: Cuz that ASS has so much SASS, it's a SIN

Germany:

Russia:

Germany, takes deep breath: You have 5 seconds to run

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Samael: Lilith NO!!

Lilith: Lilith YES!!

Germany: Lilith No!

Lilith: Lilith Maybe!

Russia: Lilith no.

Lilith: Lilith no.

#Respekyourпапаkids

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Demon Germany: Let me see what you have

Samael: A knife!!

Demon Germany: Okay have fu-

Werewolf Russia: NO

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Germany: What are you, five?

Russia: Yeah, five heads taller than you

Germany:

Russia:

Germany:

Russia: Please don't kill me

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Germany: Could you lot at least TRY to see this from my perspective?

America and Finland: *Crouch down*

Poland: ...

Russia: *sits on floor*

Germany: 

Germany:

Germany: I hate all of you

Poland: ...what did I do?

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Russia: wHO thE fUCK

Germany: Language!!

Russia: WhOMST thE fUCK

Germany: *crying* no-

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