The Team (YJ Oneshots)

Walk of Shame (Birdflash Brotp)

"Get off of me, you hermit!"

"You stole it like you stole my virginity!"

"What? That never happened!"

"It did, you sex offender!"

"Why? Because I have red hair, you racist!?"

"Now that's is too far! You're playing with fire now!" Dick flipped Wally underneath him and elbowed him his stomach. Wally grabbed Dick's foot and threw him to the side. Dick stood up just as Wally was and threw himself at him.

Wally grabbed his nose after it had been hit. "I think you broke my nose, you monster!"

"You needed a nose job anyway," Dick bent his elbow and doubled tapped it before slamming it into the speedster's abdomen.

Wally dodged it by rolling out of the way. The detective landed flat on his face. For a moment, Dick didn't move. Wally would have been concerned in any other circumstance but this was war.

But in a flash, Dick was back on his feet. For a mere second, the two had a stare off. The brunet glared similarity to Batman and the ginger felt a shiver of fear. The trained bird noticed and took action once more. He lunged at his feet, tackling him to the ground. Wally let out undignified grunt.

"Yes!" Dick yelled in victory. He had certainly won this battle.

"What is going on in here?" Both of the two boys looked up at the door. Standing there was a slightly disgusted and disturbed Kaldur. Wally and Dick then looked at each other and realized the position they were in. Dick was pretty much straddling Wally and their hips were aligned.

"It's not what you think!" Wally yelled. Dick slowly nodded in agreement, still on top of the speedster.

Kaldur shook his head, "I'm not judging you for being gay, my friends. It is okay to come out when you are ready. However, I am asking you to keep your sexual activities to an appropriate volume. Many members of the team are trying to take a nap."

"Were not having sex," Wally yelled as he pushed Dick off of him. The bird frowned as he landed on his butt.

"Yeah. I was attacking Wally because he stole my Jesse McCartney CD," He explained to their team leader, "But he claimed he didn't have it."

The ginger pitched in, "It resulted in war."

"Brutal, brutal war," Dick shook his head back in forth in disdain. Kaldur sighed at the two and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"You two are in denial. Just be quieter next time. Or else I will let Conner deal with you two," The blond walked out of the room and closed the door. Wally looked at Dick and glared at him. Dick glared back.

"You still have it."

"I don't have your stupid Jesse McCartney CD, Richard. Now get the hell out of my room before people thinking boning you."

Dick huffed and stood up, "Fine. I'll leave, but wish you had a piece of this ass."

"Leave," Wally's face fell.

"Whatever, Wallace. I'm thick with what you would call two C's!"