The Team (YJ Oneshots)

Young Justice Quotes because I Can't Write

Dick to Wally: Fuck your chicken strips!

Kaldur, at an aquarium, standing next to a fish exhibit: Do you come here often or ...?

A villain: DIE!
Artemis: I wish I could.

Wally: Fuck that. I'm going to get drunk and make them regret putting me at the kids' table. I'M A MAN.

Bart to Jaime: Stop! You almost made me stop my croissant!

Roy to Oliver: I haven't been sober in four days.
Oliver: Then be sober.
Roy: No.

Wally: Fairies aren't real.
Zatanna walks in wearing a fair costume: Faith, trust, and pixie dust, Biotch. 

Artemis: I've only had Brucely for a day and a half. But if anything happened to him, I'm would kill everyone in this room then myself.

Dick: It's not Alvin and the Chipmunks, Bruce. It's nightcore.

Wally: Morning, Spitfire.
Artemis: I always knew you were a Brony.

Priest: For richer or for poorer
M'gann: For richer or for richer

Dick: She beautiful. What's the baby's name?
Conner: *raises eyebrow* Baby. Duh.

Wally: *singing* HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
Artemis: *war flashbacks*

Kaldur: I got kicked out to the zoo for flirting.
Raquel: That's not fair. Who did you flirt with?
Kaldur: The dolphins.

Zatanna: This is for Nubu, you big fat, white nasty, smelling fat bitch...

Jade: I've seen your morning routine. You wake up at 7 AM and then eat cereal for menopausal women.
Roy: My Choice Crunchy is for everyone.

Dick: Let my find the receipts *types violently* SHIT DOESN'T ADD UP.

Violet: On October 3rd he asked me what day it was.
Violet to Brion: It's October 3rd.

Tara to Dr. Jace: You're not my dad!
Tara: *runs to Artemis*

Zatanna: *runs across the beach to Artemis* Happy birthday, Artemis!
Artemis: I can't swim.

Jaime: Tu mamá es una pendeja.
Bart to Barry: I think he called my mom beautiful.

Jason: I died.
Damian: You're not special.

Bruce: Take that eyeliner off and get off the roof.
Dick: I am vengeance! *jumps of the roof* REEE!

Oliver: I'm a great father.
Roy and Artemis: *stares off into space like it's the Office*