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wednesday
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aug 26th 2026
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6:16 AM / 06:16
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"So what exactly are we both doing awake?" (Y/N) asked, her head still resting on Mikey's chest.
"I'm not sure," Mikey admitted. "But I'm happy to be awake with the person I love."
"Stop being corny," (Y/N) blushed. She smiled, rolled her eyes, then turned to face the wall.
"You know you it's true," Mikey taunted in a sing–songy tone.
"Ugh, yeah, whatever," (Y/N) admitted.
"Hey, remember when in like seventh grade I beat up Brendon for some dumb reason?" Mikey questioned.
"Mikey," (Y/N) started. "You beat Brendon up a lot of times for some dumb reason."
"No— Well... Yeah, actually," Mikey muttered, pulling her closer to him. "But let's be realistic, he definitely always deserved it."
"What about in sixth grade when we were on that field trip to the zoo and Brendon snapped that giraffe's neck," (Y/N) suppressed a laugh.
"Yeah that... permanently scarred Gerard. He never went on another whole–school field trip again," Mikey commented, staring blankly at the popcorn ceiling.
"We're fucked up people." (Y/N) wiped a tear from her eye after laughing too hard.
"Uhh no, you're a fucked up person. I am not laughing about how my insane brother found a way to snap a giraffes neck," Mikey replied, continuing to twirl a lock of (Y/N)'s hair.
"Gaaaayyyy," (Y/N) commented.
"Is that supposed to be an insult? Are you insulting gay people, (Y/N)?" Mikey interrogated.
"I— No?? I am gay to a certain extent and so are you— and so are a lot of our friends. That is a terrible accusation and you literally don't even have proof to back it up," (Y/N) countered.
"Jeez, calm down, you knew I was joking," Mikey chuckled.
They continued to laugh at more flashbacks from their childhood— none of which included giraffeslaughter.
"Can I be honest," (Y/N) started. "When I was like ten, I was like 'I wanna marry Mikey one day.' And now I am."
"Yeah, me too," Mikey leaned in and kissed (Y/N) on the lips.
"Oh? You wanted to marry yourself?— DID YOU WANT TO MARRY MIKEY—"
"I??? YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT (Y/N)!"
"HOW CAN I BE SURE?!"
"BECAUSE I ONCE ACTUALLY PLANNED TO KILL MIKEY IN LIKE, EIGHTH GRADE????"
"..."
"..."
"You WHAT?!"
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7:39 AM / 07:39
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emo rat chat
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mikerophone joined the chat
mikerophone kicked bleepo from the chat
mikeywave joined the chat
mikeywave: oh?
mikerophone: fuck Brandon Urie
mikerophone: all my homies hate men who fetishize no women and call them barsexual
mikeywave: he does that?? i didn't know he even knew how to communicate with a woman he wasn't related to
frankie row joined the chat
frankie row: he does but Mikey's known for years
frankie row: he's just mad bc brendon said tranny
mikerophone: YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD
frankie row: I'M SORRY??
mikerophone: DO YOU EXPECT THAT YOU AUTOMATICALLY HAVE THE TRANNY PASS BECAUSE YOU'RE DATING ME
frankie row: I MEAN
frankie row: YEAH I KINDA THOUGHT THAT
mikerophone: SO I ASSUME YOU THINK YOU CAN SAY FAGGOT TOO
frankie row: YOU ARE THE CLOSEST I HAVE EVER GOTTEN TO DATING A GIRL AND YOU'RE NOT A GIRL SO
frankie row: I AM KIND OF JUST GAY.
mikeywave: i literally opened this chat to see what was happening with Brendon and this is what i get? I hate it here
mikeywave left the chat
mikerophone: ok
mikerophone: have fun being a poser prep gryffindor somewhere else @mikeywave
mikeywave joined the chat
mikeywave: why is my name mikeywave again
mikeywave: and how come out names are all lowercase now
mikerophone: because i changed ur name for fun and you didn't even notice until i @ed you . also uppercase is ugly sometimes
mikeywave changed their name to microwave
microwave: fair
microwave left the chat
frankie row: can we go get bagels
mikerophone: wait yes let's do that
mikerophone: wait no i'm in the shower hold on
gee joined the chat
gee: you're gonna tell me it actually took you a minute to realize you were in the shower??
mikerophone: no I just didn't realize that none of you knew I was in the shower the fuck
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9:13 PM / 21:13
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microwave joined the chat
microwave: I'M NOT A FUCKING GRYFFINDOR
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