emo band texts 3 // emo quartet au

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monday
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aug 10th, 2026
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9:26 AM / 09:26
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It was a crisp Saturday morning, Mikey had just closed the door to his room behind him. He turned to the left, about to walk into the kitchen, but immediately halted after one step once he heard (Y/N)'s voice.

"oH mY gOd F-f-F-fRaNk-Kie!1!!!1!2111!2!21!2!!2"

Mikey slowly turned around to face (Y/N), who was sitting on the couch, giggling and looking up at the yellow–haired boy.

"(Y/N)," Mikey sighed, taking his hands out of his front jean pockets and rubbing his temples, "you have had sex with Mikey at least five times this month and the month isn't even halfway done with, and I have not said anything about it. All the nights I had to spend listening to my chemical romance at full volume into my headphones just to block out how fucking loud you are just so I can fucking sleep, and I didn't say one fucking thing! But god for–fucking–bid I have sex one time when you're home— please just... Fuck off."

Mikey turned back around, but didn't get very far considering Gerard quickly ran through the hallway with three pop tart boxes.

"Oh hey Mikes! Your accent is stronger than usual!" Gerard shouted as he ran out the house.

And then Mai went running after, even faster than Gerard was.

"I—" Mikey turned to look at the door, pointing at it.

"I— I don't know. I didn't even know the door was open," (Y/N) stated, bewildered.

"...Is my accent actually stronger than usual? Do I sound obnoxious?" Mikey asked, slightly self conscious.

"'Is my accent actually stronger than usual? Do I sound obnoxious?'" (Y/N) mocked Mikey with the most offensive, horrendous jersey accent she could muster.

"I... I don't sound like that," Mikey mumbled before walking back into his room, not even attempting to walk into the kitchen again.

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monday
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aug 10th, 2026
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11:26 PM / 23:26
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Mikey's Stupid Girlfriend™ followed accidental belarusian

I'm ur sourdough daddy ;) followed accidental belarusian

heccin weeb followed accidental belarusian

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tuesday
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august 11th 2026
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4:37 AM / 04:37
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mikey way? @mikeyreynolds
Diantha #lunaisoverparty #accidentalbelarusian

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mikey way? @mikeyreynolds
i changed my name to Mikey, and now L*ndsey is gonna write a hate blog about me

pet cheetah named jason? @cmlspetcheetah
(Replying to @mikeyreynolds)
tea = spilled

mikey way? @mikeyreynolds
Boston tea party

accidental belarusian @diantha_novik
w o w

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10:37 AM / 10:37
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