[📚] '' unbelievable nonsense: bitches before kisses '' DISCONTINUED

"Meet the Host Club"

Chapter 23: "Meet the Host Club..." [Pt. 1]

"Here goes nothing..." Akiko mutters under her breath, pushing the two large doors in front of her. "Welcome ladies," greeted the men in the room as rose petals fell from the ceiling into the group. I hope they choke on one.

Their eyes widened in shock and charm as they feel an earthquake right beneath them. "Is now really the time?" Jonghyun groans as Alicia freaks. "Duck, cover, and hold!" Akazari's widened even more. "No, I don't think that's an earthquake."

They all look behind them to find a stampede of girls racing closer and closer. "Run, idiots!" Akiko yelled as all of them dropped to the side, getting a few scratches and bruises from the harsh impact. The girls rush past the large doors as they start their little tea party.

The friends peek in. "What is this?" Alicia asks, obviously very confused and disgusted. "The host club, where all the rich and beautiful stay," Akazari replies as Jonghyun and Akiko step away. "Yes?" Akazari asks, looking at them as Alicia follows her gaze.

"I'm broke there's nothing I can do. I can't go in there. I might be beautiful and my ego is beautifuler but I still don't have money to pay for food! That's literally the 1st essential and I don't have it."

"Don't act like we saved money, Akazari cause we didn't! Not to rub it in your face or anything. It's just I'm stating the obvious fact that both of us can't go in there! I'm not only broke as you are but I don't have the looks of a goddess!"

Akazari and Alicia groaned, bringing inside. "I feel like I just entered the boys' bathroom," Alicia stated as Akiko sighs. "At least it actually smells good and looks clean. The girls' bathroom is pooled by a yellow color that stains and smells for days."

"Hey, Kyle." Akaazari waves to the boy who was labeled, Kyle. He was tall enough to be in his 2nd year in High-school but his outfit seemed to fit a businessman. A. Grown. Old. Man. But hold up, Kyle's a real person?

[Short Flashback fro earlier or... a chapter ago]

"Forget the ice cream!"

Akiko eyes her twin, Akazari, the person who said forget the ice cream. "No, don't forget the ice cream and laugh it off, Kyle!" Thomas and Nigel giggle, asking, "who's Kyle?" Alicia turns and asks, "you don't know who's Kyle?"

[End of Flashback]

"Wait... Kyle is a real person?!" Akiko asks, yelling at Akazari. Akazari looks at Akiko, very much worried about her mental health. "Seriously, Akiko? He's been in our--."

"Akazari, she's not in our homeroom." Alicia and Jonghyun remind her as she just sweatdrops. "Right." Kyle [A.K.A Kyoya] then speaks out of nowhere. "Are you new costumers?"

"Nope, we just came to visit." Alicia smiles at Kyle as he just nods. "Feel at home but one more question before I go... who are you visiting?"

"Thomas." Akiko nonchalantly says as one was never dazzled. "Alright, then. Feel at home and get to meet everyone. Though, you might not want to get in between the girls. They can sometimes--."

Before the poor guy could say anything the 4 of them just answers. "We know." Kyle sweatdrops, nodding as he quickly leaves them alone. "First stop! Thomas' station." Akazari yells as Akiko quickly trailed her to another direction.

"No, not today, we already know the guy. How about something different?" Akiko asks as she leads the group to where Mark and Honey were. [Mori and Honey just without the senpai's cause this doesn't take place in Japan]

"What's a dirty old man and a kindergartener doing here?" Jonghyun disgustingly asks Akiko as she just shakes her head. "Nope, nope, they are completely normal people, Honey and Mark. Are. Normal. People. Jonghyun." Alicia looks at Jonghyun like she's new to the whole Unbelievable Non-sense thing.

"You've been here for 2 whole months. How are you not used to all the nonsense that is happening around us? 2 new couples have been formed, clubs were assigned, we created a treehouse, a flashback somehow, and a bunch of other events in the span of 2 months. How are you not used to an old man and--." She was cut off by Akiko who just shuts Alicia's mouth.

"Those two are very dangerous when you get to know them. Don't even start a fight with them cause they will always win. Actually... don't mess with any of the club members cause you'll get ripped by the members and the ladies." Akiko reminds as she steps away.

"Roger that." They say all at once as they turn to Mark and Honey. "Who are those?" The little boy with blonde hair and big, brown eyes. Just then the older man with a dark-toned skin, black hair, and gray eyes. "Those are 1st years."

"I'm surprised both are older than I--." Akazari covers Alicia's mouth as Jonghyun introduces herself. "I'm Jonghyun Bae, a 1st year." Akazari looks at the friend with narrowed eyes. "We're all 1st years here, isn't that what Mark said?"

"And I'm Akiko Azorin, a first-year as well!" The twin happily says, changing her ways of introducing herself to others as Akazari just groans. "I'm Akazari Azorin. A mother ducking first year." She says beneath her breath as Alicia introduces herself as well. "I'm Alicia Cisse, nice meeting you."

Honey opens his mouth and stands up from his chair. "So, you're here for Tho--."

"Don't even say the name, Honey. The world would break apart if that happens," Akiko happily says to the 3rd year as he looks away. "Right." He sits down his chair. "May we take a seat?" Akazari asks as both Mark and Honey nodded in agreement.

"Nice, I hated walking."

Date: May 15-17, 2020 [Fried-Sun]

Words: 979