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"Ditch Day" 1

Chapter 30: "Ditch Day..." 1

(A/n: *Gasp*! You ask me where I've been? *Reader shakes head* You didn't? Ah-I mean, you d-did?! Oh, I'm glad you asked!! *Gasps for air* school. Talking with my classmates like it's normal. They're pretty good chumps, and I was even pranked. And it hurts. T^T And that's for another story, but for now, enjoy the chapter.)

"What? No way we're doing that! We're gonna get in trouble!" Alicia yelled as Jonghyun sips on her boba. "It'll be fine, Cia. As long as Akazari and I are here, we promise to never let things go downhill!"

"What now?" Akazari asks Jonghyun as Jonghyun ignores her question. "We're gonna be ditching classes tomorrow just to get some fresh air, I mean, what could possibly go wrong?"

Alicia, Akazari, and Jonghyun were in the famous neighborhood café/resto, Heart Shakers. They were planning to ditch school tomorrow, just to see some sites. "What could possibly go wrong!? Anything could go wrong, Hyung!"

Just then, a waitress with brown hair and eyes joined in the conversation. "Mina?!" All of them yell in sync. "You can get hurt, get into trouble, get caught, anything can happen!" Akazari stops drinking from her milkshake and answers, "no, I just think you're paranoid."

"Paranoid?! Have you snuck out of class to smoke?"

"No."

"Then, anything could happen, there's a bunch of snitches who can tell on the teachers. You'll never know, maybe even President Hansen might catch up to you!!"

"President... Hansen?" The three questioned Mina as she nods. "Yup, the president of this school." She smiles proudly as Jonghyun raises an eyebrow. "Babe, why don't you just call him Karter?"

"Well, it's because I don't know him well. Maybe you guys do but I never met him in person."

"That's right! We have a meeting today with the student government!" Alicia stands up, yelling aloud.

. . .

"Where is she?" Karter asked the group as they sweat dropped. "Well--," Akazari didn't get the time to explain where her sister is cause Karter was angry. "Why can't you just get her?" Everyone turns to Thomas with angry expressions.

Thomas gets the point and walks over to Dorm 150. After that inconvenient meeting, Jonghyun invited everyone for a drink at Heartshakers.

"Please!"

"No,"

"Are they really still fighting about this?" Nigel had an annoyed look on his face as they were almost to the entrance of Heartshakers. "Well, I don't know, how about you--." Jonghyun was cut off by Nigel who was asking Akiko and Thomas, "why don't you guys shut up!?"

"Ask them." She continues the last part of the sentence and turns up to find a girl hugging her, it was no one other than Mina with her long, brown hair flowing in sync with her movements. But before Mina could greet her, a sassy voice was heard behind them.

"Hey! Why don't you old people just leave the world, you have nothing else to live for, slow pokes!" And then, we come face to face with Brittany, Sophia, and... that one unimportant girl. I forgot her name and too lazy to look back. (Lucillia)

"Don't use us as a mirror, why can't you just wait, you're still getting inside either way, aren't you?" Akazari asks kindly to the girl as she looks away. "Yeah, but we have dates. So, why don't you all just hurry up already? You're obviously blocking the road."

"What happened to the excuse me? Is your vocabulary that small or are you mute?" Alicia asks Sophia. "We're neither, I just thought that all of you didn't know what that was." Akiko's eyes widened. "Those sassy comebacks, though. Okay guys, they obviously know some new sh*t, so why don't we just move along."

"Yeah, we don't need to waste our breath just to talk to these annoying b*tches." Jonghyun added and pushes the people beside her slowly, eyeing the trio. The 3 flaunt away and enter the restaurant.

"I didn't know you were chicken, I would like to see you flail in between my legs one day." Thomas smiles at Akiko as she just rolls her eyes.

"Sex jokes 101. You know what?! Never mind, they're just probably jealous at the number of members we have in our group. Because we have quality and quantity, baby!" Akiko's frown turns into a smile as Finn asks, "what's their deal?" Alicia looks back at Finn. "You don't know them?"

Finn shakes his head as Vincent looks at the skies. "It's probably because they aren't that popular but," Vincent looks back Finn. "We encountered them about 1-2 times. It's quite a big school, so I get it if they are no such things as Popularity Contests."

"Oh, alright, what do they do?" Finn asks as everyone continues to walk into the restaurant. "Well, they usually drop off a bit of insults from time to time, but they aren't really big problem." Vincent looks down, curious.

"Yeah, except for chapter 20. They were a real pain in the ass when we first met them. We dropped a bit of insults about how they used to wear too much make-up. But, now, I think they finally matured." Akiko says, smiling to herself as Finn, Nigel, Vincent, Thomas, and Mina asked, "what? Chapter 20?"

"You're right, they almost looked like clowns back then. I thought they were performing in a circus." Jonghyun recalls as they directly went upstairs, misleading the conversation into another topic.

"So um," everyone was seated down all in the table and Jonghyun tried to tell everyone how they were gonna ditch school tomorrow. But worried because some of the other classmates were on the 2nd floor with the friend group.

"We're gonna ditch school tomorrow." Most of the people's eyes widened in shock, making Finn stand up. "We can't just do that, I mean, what if the teachers notice that there's a specific group missing or what if there was an upcoming event that might affect our attendance?!!"

Nigel also stands up, realizing how big of a problem of this is. "Yeah, if we get caught, we can lose trust on the teachers and might get obliterated." Akazari bites her lip. "Yeah, that's a little too exaggerating."

"But still! We might get detention! My permanent record is on the line!" Alicia panics as Vincent pats her back to comfort her. "Well then, just how are we gonna ditch school?" Jonghyun seemed lost.

"Well, why don't we just leave one-by-one?" Everyone turns to Mina who sits at a corner with Nigel instead of Jonghyun. "That's so genius, I should've thought of that." Alicia furrowed her eyebrows. "How, exactly?" Vincent asks.

"Well, let's say we're in the same class. 40% of the classmates are sick because they all got infected while the 60% doesn't. That 60% will turn into 40% cause the 20% is gonna "check" on the sick ones. 10% will pee and the remaining 30% will just have to improvise." Mina says with her fingers up, as though she was counting.

She noticed everyone was looking at her, making her ask, "what?" Akiko slams her hand on the table to break the silence. "She's right. I mean, why wouldn't we? It's a good plan. I would like to see y'all think of another one."

"I-I got one." 

"Not asking you, Baldy." Akiko furrows her eyebrows at Vincent as the conversation moves to another until... tomorrow morning.

Date: August 1, 2020 [Saturn]

Words: 1, 145