When Xiao Zhan arrived at the Wolf House with Percy, he was blank of what happened. Luckily, he knew who Lupa is, but he got a feeling Lupa was cautious of him, when he arrived...
Right next to Percy, a familiar voice jolted him back to the present: "There you are!"
We stumbled away from the gorgon, Percy almost fell off the edge of the hill but Zhan caught him."Thanks." Percy muttered. Zhan gave him that flashing, mischevious smile.
"No prob, man." Zhan looked at the gorgon.
It was the smiley one-Beano.
Okay, her name wasn't actually Beano. Percy is a demigod, but he's ADHD, and that includes being dyslexic, and the words twist would twist off whenever he tried to read.
The first time Percy and him seen the gorgon, posing as a Bargain Mart greeter with a big green button that read: Welcome! My name is Stheno, Peru said he'd read it as Beano.
She was still wearing her Bargain Mart employee vest over a flower-print dress. If you looked just at her body, you might think she was somebody's dumpy old grandmother----until you looked down and realized she had rooster feet. Or you looked up and saw bronze boar tusks, and her hair was a writhing nest of bright green snakes.
The most horrible thing about her? She was still holding her big silver platter of free samples: Crispy Cheese 'n' Wieners. Her platter was centered on all the times that they killed her, but those little samples looked perfectly fine. Stheno just kept tossing them around California so she could offer them a snack before they killed her.Percy leaned towards him. "If I ever need an armor, I'll build it out of Crispy Cheese 'n' Wieners."
"Try one?" Stheno offered.
Zhan fended her off with Suibian. "Where's your sister?"
" Oh, put that sword away," Stheno chided. "You know by now that even a Spiritual Sword, and Celestial Bronze can't kill for long. Have a Cheese 'n' Wieners! They're on sale this week, and Is hate to kill you on an empty stomach."
"Stheno!" The second gorgon appeared on Percy's right so fast the Zhan didn't have time to push him away from her. Fortunately she was too busy glaring at her sister to pay Perc6 any much attention. "I told you to sneak up to them and kill them!"
Stheno's smile wavered. " But, Euryale..." She said the name so it rhymed with Muriel. "Can't I give them a free sample first?"
"No, you imbecile!" Euryale turned towards Percy and bared her fangs.
Except for her hair, which was a nest of coral snakes instead of green vipers, she looked exactly like her sister. Her Bargain Mart vest, her flowery dress, even hertusks we're decorated with 50% OFF stickers. Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!
"You've led us quite a chase, Percy Jackson," Euryale said. "But now you're trapped, and we shall have our revenge!""The Cheese 'n' Wieners are only $2.99," Stheno added helpfully. "Grocery department, aisle three."
Euryale snarled. "Stheno, the Bargain Mart was a front! You're going native! Now, put down that ridiculous tray and help me kill this demigod. Or have you forgotten that he's the one who vaporized Medusa?"
Percy stepped back, six more inches and he'd be tumbling down through thin air and Zhan wouldn't have time to get him. "Look, ladies, we've been over this. I don't even remember killing Medusa. I don't remember anything! Can't we just call a truce and talk about your weekly specials?"
Zhan had to stifle a laugh. Here they we're, trying to stay alive form being killed by some gorgon and Percy buying his time by talking about their weekly specials.
"HAHAHA!!" Zhan couldn't help but laugh. Leaving a confused Percy.
Euryale studied him, and his sword and smirked. "What's so funny cultivator? You, and us monsters are not so different from you, especially what cultivation you practice."
That made Zhan stop laughing. "You...you know... about me?"
Stheno smiled. "Of course! Us monsters have heard of a cultivator travelling with a demigod named Xiao Zhan. What makes you think we don't know you? I mean especially what you did in your past life!" Zhan's face was filled with curiosity.
"And the history of the Yiling Patriarch will repeat once more!" Euryale said evily. "And demigods shall be no more!"
Zhan had a feeling that whatever happened his past, or whoever is the Yiling Patriarch is. Will all be connected to him.
Okay guys. I finally finished this stupid chapter, which took me hours to finish, cause I also had to do my chores at the same time
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