Integral
Putragis na iyan! Anong klaseng pagsubok naman iyon? Napaka walang kwenta. Akala ko pa naman, napakahirap na mga questions sa Chemistry, Calculus, Physics etc... Entrance exam ang pagsubok na yun para makapasok ako sa MS University.
Well, MS University is one of the most prestigious university in the world, located here in the Philippines. For you to be one of the students here, you only need one million tuition fee for the whole school year.
This is school is not only for rich people. Kahit pa may yaman ka na kasing halaga ng Yamashita's treasure, hindi ka makakapasok dito kung wala kang utak. Kaya naman may entrance exam pa din para makapasok dito.
Kaya lang, nabubuwisit pa din ako sa entrance exam na yan. Putragis! Anong klaseng entrance exam yun? Kahit sino makakapasa. Eh ni hindi ko nga nagamit ang utak ko dun.
RIP to those sleepless nights para lang makapag review sa walang hiyang entrance exam na yun.
"Pi we're here." Dad told me looking at the wide gate open.
Sinundan ko ang tingin ni Dad and there I saw the university's name. 'Mathletico Sabio University' yun pala ang ibig sabihin ng MS. Mathletico Sabio-Wise Mathematician.
Now I wonder kung sino ang may-ari nito. Maybe he loves math, he's pretty good in math or he just want to name the university like that.
"Uhm Dad?" I got his attention
"Yes Pi?" He response. But he only look at the rearview mirror to look at me.
"Any advise?" I asked
"Uhm Just do your best son but I want you not to show others your skills ok? And...Don't forget the guy up there" he said pointing up his index finger. Yea I will never forget him. I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
"And- remember what Ramanujan says-" I cut him off and continue what he's about to say
"An equation is nothing unless it expresses the thought of God"
After that, I open the car and let my body feel the ambiance of the university.
"Bye Dad" I wave my hand
"Wait son! Last na" then I come near the window.
"Don't use Pi as your nickname. Instead, use Prince or Integral. Ok?"
"Ok"
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Finally! I am now here in front of a door made of Mahogany tree. I walked for about 15 minutes to go here yet I am not tired. Maybe I'm not a human? Lol
I look at the door and familiarize its design and everything. This one is good but I hate it's design. Anyway, I think I need to go inside. I didn't bother to knock at the door for I have a key and besides this one is mine now.
Pumasok na nga ako at binaba ko muna ang ilang gamit ko sa lapag. There I saw three rooms, I think ako palang sa ngayon ang titira dito. I wonder kung sino ang makakasama ko sa room. Sana naman ay good influence.
I didn't bother to look and observe the room. Kaagad na akong tumaas at pinihit ang isang kwarto para makapag ayos na ako ng gamit ko.
"Fuck!"
"Shit!"
Sigaw namin pareho tapos nahulog pa siya sa kama. Pano ko ba ieexplain? Tsk tsk
"Bro what happen?"
Biglang sulpot ng isang lalaki sa likod ko. I turn around to see him. Tinignan ko siya mula ulo hanggang paa. Hindi kona napigilan ang bibig ko at nakapagsalita na naman ako ng kung ano ano.
"Same eyes, same nose and lips. But you are darker and taller than him. You have the same body built, but he is fitter than you and you are more knowledgeable than him. If my eyes are right, you two are twins and you are older than him? You are brushing your teeth, you hear our screams so you run out from your room to know what happens." Shit how did I say that? Curse this mouth of mine.
"Wow impressive! No wonder you're here at MS University" The older one said with his eyes wide open.
"Recess is the name" he said and offer his hand.
"You mean Recess? As in break? Snack?" Wait I'm confuse
"Yeah and he is my brother, Lunch." He said pointing to the man now wearing his above the knee short.
"Ah I'm P~Integral" shit curse this mouth. I almost forgot what Dad told me.
"Uhm Integral? Let's go down to the livingroom! You know GTKY"
"Hi Integral! I'm Lunch" he said as he held his hand.
I look at his hands and then look at his face. Should I touch that? "Hey Don't worry. I already wash my hands!" He said raising his hands.
Putragis na ito! Kadiri. Matapos ang pagshashake hands namin ay inamoy ko ang kamay ko. Tama. Amoy hand sanitizer
"Eh? Bakit amoy chlorox?" I said and flash a devil smile.
"Hoy Integral ano ka ba! Diko nga natapos eh. Binitin mo nga ako tapos pinasakit mo puson ko. Tas sasabihin mong amoy chlorox?!"
I smiled at him. Hahaha
"Anong amoy chlorox? At bakit nga pala kayo sumigaw kanina?" Singit ng kadadating lang na si Recess.
"I caught him masturbating" I said innocently. While Lunch throw some daggers looks. Lol childish asshole
"What?!" Recess shout hysterically. Seriously, is he a guy or a gay?
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