I pulled away and we both turned around to face him. The familiar smirk greeting us he said, "Some storyline. Are we practicing?" "What do you want, Colby?" "That's easy," He sighed, "You." I scoffed, "Yeah okay." "I have to go." AJ stood up and I frowned, "Go? No you don't." "Oh come on, April. Stay. No need in rushing off now. Continue your little make-out session with your "onscreen" girlfriend." AJ stood up and glared at Colby, "What's gotten into you? You think you're top shit around here just cause you borrowed a million dollar suit from your daddy's closet? You think you're sooooo great because you turned your back on the only people who gave a damn about you and as a reward for your oh so good behavior, you stole a money in the bank briefcase that is rightfully Dean's? I got some news for you, Colby. You're still a piece of shit."
I held in my laughter. AJ continued to glare up at him, all 5'2 inches of her. It was some sight considering Colby is 6'1". He chuckled, "Such a big talker for such a tiny human being. Little AJ, don't you realize who you're talking to? I'm Mr. Money in the Bank. I don't think I'm top shit around here because look at the facts. I am top shit. I'm the best thing going in wrestling today. That Lunatic? He couldn't hold this briefcase with the honor and prestige that comes along with being Mr. Money in the Bank like I can. You're just some sadistic, twisted....crazy, little girl. You could never hold up to anything and you wanna know why? Because the divas division hasn't been the same since Lita and Trish. You say you're the savior of the divas division well, I got news for you. You can't save that shit. It's like beating a dead horse but enough about the divas division, let's talk real talent. Me. And let's just be real here because it's safe to say that I, Seth Rollins," He smirked finishing, "am the best in the world."
"Son of a-" "AJ, please." I stepped between them just in time because she completely lost it. Just like when she tried attacking Vickie Guerrero but only it was me this time, not Sheamus, that held her back. She did however throw a beer bottle at Colby that damn near connected. He ducked. "What the hell? You're a fucking psycho! God damn Saraya, what do you see in this nut job?" AJ pulled away from me once she was calm and closed her eyes. I started to say something but she interrupted, "She sees someone who actually gives a damn about her and someone who isn't just trying to use her. Someone who won't string her along and feed her lies. Someone who won't tell her that they love her just to keep her around! Someone who's genuinely in love with her unlike you!"
AJ grabbed her batman backpack, she doesn't carry a purse, and stormed out of the bar angrily. I watched her leave in shock. What was that? Wait. Is she-I stopped when I heard Colby's laughter. I walked right up to him, "What's so funny?" "You two crack me up. You've got each other thinking that you're lesbians. Saraya, I know you. You love penis and have you seen AJ's track record? Obviously she does too. She's probably sucked so much dick that-" I smacked him across his face so hard that it took him by surprise and he stumbled back. Everyone in the bar was staring at me but I don't care. "Don't you talk about her like that! I'll kill you!"
Colby growled and got in my face but I didn't flinch. I'm so sick of him. "You don't know what you've just done, Saraya. You've started a war that you can't win and now, I'm going to make your life hell. Same goes for your little girlfriend and it shall start with these." He goes into his phone and shows me a picture of AJ and I kissing just a few minutes ago. I stared at it. He wouldn't...would he? "I wonder how Phil would feel about these photos. Tsk, tsk Saraya, you have a bad habit of ruining marriages out of selfish reasoning. Do marriage vows mean nothing to you?" He chuckled then started to walk away.
I panicked. The last thing I wanna do is hurt April so I did the only thing I could think of at my drunken desperation. I grabbed Colby's arm and pulled him toward me then kissed him slow and passionately. He immediately kissed back, thank god, and I made out with him in the center of the bar. Our tongues intertwined and I felt really disgusted but this is the only way I can convince him to not do anything with that picture. I slowly parted from him and whispered, "Colby?" He was breathing heavy and stared at me answering, "Ma'am?" "Take me home."
And that's how I sold my soul to the two-toned devil.
