Canada's story (countryhumans)

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"Ok, but listen, if we round up all the cats in the world and train them then we could take over the world with an army of cats" Saskatchewan tried to explain her plan of world domination to Manitoba. "How would that even work?" Manitoba asked, this question he was probably regret asking. "Ok so first we get all the cats in the world and find a way to train them to do our bidding, then we place them in everybody's house after we give the cats a signal that will have them attack their owners and soon everyone will be at the mercy of the cats and the only ones who control them, that's us" Saskatchewan said while Manitoba was started to feel afraid. 

"You know that might just work" said a small voice out of nowhere.  "AAAHHH!" Manitoba and Saskatchewan screamed and jumped. "What?" Princey asked as they turned to him. "When did you get here?" Manny asked. Princey sighed, "I was always here" he says and internally facepalms. "Oh, sorry" Saskatchewan apologized and sat back down. 

They started a conversation about cats while Manitoba was able to sneak away from the very unusual conversation. 

......

They watched while holding a fire extinguisher as Northwest territory commits arson. "Why does he always do this?" Ukraine asked the Canadian. Canada shrugged, "He just likes fire" he replied. "Welp, I'm going to cook dinner" He said as he passed Ukraine the fire extinguisher and left. Ukraine sighed as she put out the newly lit fire.

......

"What Ya doing?" Ontario asked Quebec, who was typing furiously on her computer. "ça ne vous concerne pas (None of your business)" She replied. Ontario doesn't know much french but he had heard Quebec tell him that so many times that he knew what it meant. He rolled his eyes and scoffed but left her alone.

Five minutes later, British Columbia came to Quebec "What'cha doin?" he asked. Quebec coughed then flipped him off, he took the message and left.

Then five minutes later, Alberta came to Quebec but before she could asked the question, "je vais fourrer mon pied dans ton cul" she threatened and glared at her . "I have no idea about you said" Alberta said, "Good" she replied. Alberta gave up and left. Quebec sighed in relief, knowing that was the last person in the room.

"......."

Then five minutes later,  all three of them came  to Quebec. "WHAT'CHA DOOOOIN!?" they all simultaneously  exclaimed as they do jazz hands. a banner flew down from the ceiling that had writing in big red bold letters that spelled 'What'cha doing' and confetti cannons exploded from out of nowhere.

Quebec groaned, "if I tell you will you leave me alone?" she asked. They nodded and Quebec sighed. "Fine but don't tell anyone, i'm hacking into government for anonymous and video games" she confessed. 

"Lol kay but what are you actually doing?" Ontario asked, not believing Quebec. Quebec rolled her eyes, "I already told you what I'm doing" she said. Ontario rolled his eyes and went back to his corner in the room.

"匿名是爸爸" British Columbia whispered and went back to sit on the bed. Alberta shrugged, though she didn't quite believe Quebec this wouldn't be the first time a child broken into the government.

........ (Somewhere in the privy council office)

Justin trudeau spammed the mouse key on his computer, "What the heck happened to my club penguin?" he asked himself. He keep spamming the mouse key hoping that his screen would unfreeze but that wasn't gonna happen.

Soon enough his screen went black and started to fill up with random green numbers, letters and symbols. That went on for a bit while the prime minister tried to get back his animal crossing. Then the whole screen went black with big bold word that read