Liv is finally back home. She flew in this evening. After I picked her up from the airport we went home. We're laying on the couch watching TV and then she asked me a question and it caused all hell to break loose.
Liv: Is everything ready for Thanksgiving?
Oliver: Yeah everyone said they were coming so we're good.
Liv: What about all of the food?
Oliver: What about it?
Liv: Oliver stop playing games?
Oliver: I'm not playing games.
Liv: Did you get all the food?
Oliver: I thought you said you were getting it.
She threw a pillow at me and then punched me in the arm.
Oliver: Ouch, you don't have to be so abusive
Liv: Oliver James Pierce. I could kill you right now.
Oliver: I guess was the one that was getting all of the food?
Liv: Uh yeah we talked about this remember?
Oliver: Nope this conversation never happened.
Liv: I knew you weren't listening to me you were too busy on your damn phone.
Oliver: Hey now I was doing something very important.
Liv: Sure you were Oliver. I'm sure you just got an expensive figure so you can keep up with Zack.
Oliver: Think whatever you want babe.
Liv: What are we going to do now?
Oliver: Well looks like we're making a trip to Walmart.
Liv: Oliver you have to make things difficult don't you.
Oliver: Babe calm down we can pull this off.
Liv and I got to Walmart and it is a mad house in there. I've never seen so many people in this store before.
Liv: Alright I have my list do you have yours?
Oliver: I got it.
Liv: Alright let's get everything we need.
We rushed around the store and got everything we needed. I made a stop over by the toy section to see if they had anything new in. I really was hoping they had new elite set in, I was walking down the isle and I saw the package in the distance. I started to walk a little faster and I saw some guy at the other end and he beat me to them. He starts laughing at me because he got them and I didn't. There was one figure hidden behind all of the John Cena ones so I at least got one. After I suffered my defeat I went to meet Liv at the checkout line. When I got to the line I was met by the angriest eyes ever.
Oliver: What's with the death stare babe?
Liv: I see you got a new action figure.
Oliver: Yeah some asshole beat me to the rest of the set. On the bright side I got Ruby's new figure.
Liv: That's great and all but where are the turkeys Oliver?
Oliver: Fuck, I knew I forgot something. I'll be right back.
Liv: Hurry up, I don't want to hold the line up.
I run over to where the turkeys are and as soon as I get there my heart drops and I saw my life flash before my eyes because there isn't one left. I'm thinking about faking my own death and moving to Mexico so Liv can't find me. I looked over and saw that asshole again from the toy section and then I had an idea.
Liv: Ugh where the hell is he?
Cashier: Okay ma'am your total is going to be $275.68
Liv: Hang on my boyfriend is coming right back with one more thing.
Old Lady in line: For the love of god some people want to get home you're holding the line up.
Liv: I'm so sorry. Oh wait there he is I see him now.
Oliver: Here's the turkeys.
I paid the cashier and I'm trying to rush out of Walmart as fast as we can
Liv: What's wrong with you?
Oliver: Let's go I'll explain later.
I start running out of the store and Liv is behind me.
Liv: Oliver stop running, I'm too tired to run.
I picked Liv up and put her over my shoulder as I'm pushing the cart.
Liv: What the hell is going on.
Oliver: I'll tell you in the truck.
We got to my truck and I gave Liv the keys and told her to start it while I'm loading everything in the back. I got everything loaded and I ran over to the driver side and got in. I wipe the sweat from my forehead and took off.
Liv: Do you want to explain to me now why you were running around the store like a maniac?
Oliver: I just wanted to make sure we had enough time to cook the food.
Liv: You're so full of shit. What did you do?
Oliver: Nothing.
Meanwhile Liv hears someone yelling at us running after us.
Liv: Did you hit a car? Or hit someone?
Oliver: Why would you ask me that?
Liv: Some guy is running after us.
Oliver: Does he look like he's in his early 40's, a little chubby, patchy beard, thick glasses, wearing a Star Wars shirt, and flip flops with socks?
Liv: Yeah that's the guy. Do you know him?
Oliver: Yeah that's the asshole that got the whole elite set I wanted.
Liv: Why is he running after us?
Oliver: Hang on a second.
I stop the truck and roll down the window, the guy gets a little closer to us.
Oliver: Hopefully you learned your lesson asshole. You need to not be such a dick.
I hit the gas and sped out of the parking lot.
Liv: What happened?
Oliver: So I was pissed because he got the figures I wanted and he thought it was the funniest thing ever. He was mocking me because he beat me to them. So when I went to go get the turkey I saw him again. He grabbed the last two and he started talking shit to me which pissed me off even more. So I taught him a lesson.
Liv: You didn't do what I think you did.
Oliver: So I waited until he wasn't looking and I may or may not have took the turkeys out of his cart and took off with them.
Liv: So you stole that mans turkeys?
Oliver: I can't confirm or deny that.
Liv just stares at me for a moment. I'm waiting on her to get mad and yell at me or smack me so I put my arm up to block myself, but she just starts busting out laughing.
Liv: This is why I love you. You always make me laugh by doing stuff like this.
Oliver: Hey look at the bright side. We're not going to be with food on Thanksgiving. Plus we'll have great stories to tell our kids one day.
Liv: That just made my night Oliver. I love you so much. Our kids are going to love hearing these stories.
We got back to the house and once we put everything away we relaxed. We watched a movie and then went to sleep. We needed all the rest we could get because tomorrow we needed to get things ready.
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