Nanbaka Oneshots

Kokoriki x mad reader (Part 1)

Just to clerify, the reader isn't mad as in angry but mad as in crazed.

(flashback)

"The one responsible for the murder and kidnapping sprees has been apprehended." Said the news anchor as pictures of the scene flashed onto the screen. "The five bodies found in her quiet apartment on Tuesday morning this week make her confirmed kill count 24 though the actual number is said to be much higher." Another picture came onto the screen as the reporter took a breath. "Among the dead is beloved son of the chief of the local police force. It cut to a part of a speech being given by the chief of police, the bright lights reflecting off of his bald head. "We assure you all that she will never see the light of day again. She took so many of our brothers, sisters, mothers, and fathers. She took our family away. We will seek a death penalty and we won't stop until we get it." The reporter's face came back onto the screen, "Allegedly, she used each of her victims as test rats for her concoctions that ranged from poisons to medicines. Here to tell us about her devious research is Doctor Kayleigh of the TK research center." The camera zoomed out to show a petite woman holding a clipboard. The reporter nodded as a que for her to start talking. She nodded back as she opened her mouth to speak, "Her actions were unspeakable but her research ground breaking. She has made great strides in subjects we've been stuck on for years." She paused to flip the page on her clipboard, "One of the victims, first name Josalyn, had stage two lung cancer. Her autopsy showed a significant decrease in cancerous growth. We're combing through her notes now to see what she did. There are also records of the amount of time taken for incapacitation to occur. The victims were out pretty quickly, sustaining little to no brain damage which is exactly what our armed forces are looking for." The Reporter nodded, "Thank you Doctor Kayleigh. That's all the time we have today. We all are happy that she's behind bars. I hope you all can sleep a little better now-" You cut off the reporter as you turned off the TV as you snickered. "Behind bars" You said to yourself. You began cackling as if someone had just said the funniest joke you've ever heard. You were behind bars but not as long as they hoped for. On paper, you had been executed on August 10th, 2019. There was only one person in the room, that person being the executioner. The chief of police didn't want to be in the room with you. He only had one interview with you and it had thrown him for a loop. You spoke deceptively and he felt like he was the one being asked the questions. The town celebrated the day of your death. You celebrated with them on your boat ride to Nanbaka. Though you were a dangerous criminal, Momoko saw your potential. You had never had a true mental evaluation as the 'experts' they put you with couldn't handle you. She called in the best of the best to evaluate you, a young man with jet black hair. After weeks of evaluation and countless interviews, the man concluded that you actually had split personality disorder. It was difficult to spot due to the similarities between them. One was the side that drove you to kill just for the sake of your own entertainment. It was the reason you made the devastating poisons. The other was just like the first, just slightly more humane. It had more of the scientist aspects than the other. You found less satisfaction in killing and showed more interest towards research. It was this side of you that led you to make the medicines you did. Neither of them showed much moral or ethics but one seemed to have more restraint than the other. To put it simply, they were both bad but one was worse. There was no certain drug that could mute the 'bad' side completely but after many trials, you were almost always not about to murder someone to cure the occasional case of boredom. Almost. Today was going to be your first day that you were allowed to start your research. They were taking a big risk on letting a serial killer who was infamous for experimenting on humans in a lab full of chemicals and sharp, pointy things but it was a calculated one. You loved your work more than anything. You couldn't do your work if you were dead. So you struck a deal. No more murders, no more testing deadly things on humans. In return you would get to do your research in an actual lab. Plenty of animals would be provided for testing. Samon led you down the hall, weary of not having you in handcuffs. You walked absentmindedly, head on a whole other world. "Can you stop staring like that?" Asked Samon, breaking you out of your daze. "Hm?" "You're staring at me like you're about do something rash." He said obviously hinting at what he was thinking you were thinking about. You chuckled, "Oh Samon-san. They said that I couldn't kill anyone. They never said that I couldn't think about it." You said sweetly. He shivered as he looked away, letting the tense silence fall over the both of you. "Okay. We're here. Remember-" "Yeah yeah I know." You said cutting him off. "No killing people. No human test subjects for poisons. Blah blah blah." You said as you slipped through the doors. "Adios!" you said with a cheerful smile before the doors concealed you completely. Samon sighed, "Why do I have to have a pshyco murderer in my building?" he complained as he began to walk away. "Be careful what you say Samon-san~" you said right next to his hear, causing him to let out a shriek as he turned to face you. Who knew that suck a small girl could be so terrifying. "Remember! I'm allowed to test on monkeys~" after giving him a sweet (but crazed) smile, you turned and left to go start your research.

I didn't want this one to be too long so I'm going to split it into two parts. After this onie is finished, here is the list of requests up next: 

Momoko x female reader by klutz9

Elf x reader by Rakushka57let

Chimney x female reader by Aichiifox

Kiji x blind reader by NaroShinozaki8

Uno x reader by Cloudydaze04

Enki x reader by Nadia4245

Qi x reader by Smol_weirdbean

Supervisors x male reader by Rinlwiazumi4

Ido x reader x Mei by AichiiFox

Elf x reader by BessmellahEmad

Kojiro x reader by Animestolemysoul

Momoko x female reader by DaisenKokoroki

I'm going to be posting a very important note right after this so please read it if you plan on requesting. They're still open, so if you have a request, please let me know either in the comments or by sending me a private message! I hope you ejoyed and see you in the next chapter! So YEET.