Peter: who took my eggo?
Steve: *confused America noise*
Peter: there was an eggo here, a single eggo on my plate...
Peter: it was my friend. I named it Jeb
Peter: a fitting name for an eggo that would quench my hunger
Shuri: *cries fake tears*
Peter: i would have given my life, just to save Jeb's life from an eggo stealing monster...
Tony: I can buy you some more Eggos, kid...
Peter: but now, i am left with no eggo and my hunger still rages inside me
Peter: Jeb... I miss you...
Bucky: *genuinely moved by this* Whoever took Jeb the Eggo you shall pay!
Scot: *sneaks past quietly, fearing for his life*
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its 5am and i have to wake up in an hour
Ive never had an eggo
Oop-
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Brain Farts ~Marvel/Avengers incorrect quotes~
MizahThese are just some marvel/avengers incorrect quotes. And many of them are from a Tumblr user kayte-wren. Have fun reading!!! P.S. erm I might swear a lot heh and uhhh vote pls lol
