RvB S2 E1 Everything old is new again

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Middle of the canyon
Male voice: Come in blue command, come in

Static

Male voice: This is Medical officer Dufesne. I have reach Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha, do you read?

Vic:(distorted) Yes,Dude,hello,can you read me? Hello?Check one,check two.

Dufesne: Say again? Blue command I do not read.

Vic:(distorted) Check two. Is this thing on?

Dufesne is standing in the middle of the canyon in purple armor with two Red Cross emblems on both shoulders

Dufesne: Blue command, please boost your transmission to match communication protocol Echo,Bravo-

Vic:(audio distortion ends) Yo, I hear you, clam down dude...What's going on? Hello? Yo, can you hear me,hello?

Dufesne: Uh...Roger that command.

Vic:(over the radio)Sorry about that, I was in the elevator, this thing doesn't work so well on there. What's going on dude?

Dufesne: Roger tha...uh...is this blue command?

Vic at his desk in blue command

Vic: Oh yeah,man,sure,totally! What's going on?

Back to blood gulch

Dufesne: You're sure? The blue base command?

Vic:(over the radio) Hey,dude. Take it easy, you called me, I didn't call you.

Dufesne: Naw, I know, it's just...

Vic:(over the radio) It's just what, dude?

Dufesne: Never mind. I'm just letting you know that I've reached blood gulch outpost alpha. I'm gonna make contact with the blue squad members.

Vic:(over the radio)Blood Gulch, Huh? Let me look here, let me see what it says...blood gulch,bleu,bleau,bee ehl,bluoea,here we go, blood gulch, okay says here you wanna contact with private tucker...ask him about their wounded dude.

Dufesne: Roger that. Any other orders?

Vic:(over the radio)Anything else...yeah okay, yeah, it says here whatever you do, don't-oh,okay,never mind dude, I'm not supposed to read that part, okay just uh...you'll be okay,just,uh,be careful. That's all

Dufesne:...Great.

Vic:(over the radio) Alright then. Well it's our goal here at blue base to provide excellent customer service, and I hope that I have done that today.Uh, if you have any further questions about this radio transmission, you can just um, you know call back,say "dude, I've got some questions, what's goin'on" over and out.

Vic cuts his transmission

Dufesne: Okay...private Tucker...

Blue base

Tucker: Hey,Church, we have a problem.

Church:(Lopez body is colored cobalt) I am not your mother, that's Sheila's job, so don't come to me every time one of you does something that the other one doesn't like.

Tucker: I'm telling you, he's crazy. He keeps threatening me and talking in scary voice.

Caboose: No I didn't.

Sheila: So you didn't threaten to cut off Tucker's head and give it to Church as a birthday present?

Caboose: You know, I think you're taking my words a little out of context.

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