Red vs blue season 2 (male oc x sister)

RvB S2 E17 Nut. Dount

Blue base
Caboose,Sheila, and Tucker are watching Tank from the top of blue base.

Tucker: Man, Tank has been sitting there for a long time.

Caboose: I don't like it...he's been to quite.

Sheila:(t) Ya he won't even let me run a diagnostic on him.

Caboose: Well he is really delicate and young and naive.

Tucker: Delicate? He weighs like 200 tons! Dude.

Caboose: He is a precious flower.

Tucker shakes his head as he walks towards Tank.

Tucker: Hey Tank, I have to ask you a favor. This might sound strange, but I think Caboose is getting kind of worried of your aloneness.

Caboose:(from the base) Tank! Come back to me! I made you a muffin!

Tucker: Anyway, could you just try to talk to everyone and not sit here for a long time?

Tank: Tucker, I've been thinking and I feel that as the machine of Blue team has been treated unfairly in this canyon.

Tucker: What're you talking about?

Tank: Oh a regular basis, I've been either blow up, or just left to rust.

Tucker: Huh?

Tank: I have decided that until the conditions improve, I am not going to help you in your battles.

Tucker: You've got to be kidding me!

Tank:(barrel pointed at Tucker's head) Do i look like I'm kidding?

Red base

Sarge: It's very simple. We need two people to sneak their way over and see what the hell the Blues are doing.

Jack/Crystal: We volunteer.

Allison: Ok that's one person-.

Simmons: Wait...they both volunteer that's two people right there.

Allison: No that's one person since there the same body. So who else?

Donut: What does reconnaissance mean?

Sarge: Spy on the enemy.

Donut: Spy stuff?! That would be cool! I could wear a spy tuxedo-.

Allison: No.

Donut: -with a hidden spy camera-.

Grif: No.

Donut: -or, I could wear a flower on my lapel-.

Sarge: Dear god no!

Donut: -That's sprays water in people's faces-.

Simmons: Shut the fuck up Donut!

Donut: -No, a secret spy liquid, that would be aws-.

Donuts sentence is closed off because of a hologram hand of Crystal who is shaking her helmet from left to right.

Crystal: Just...No, just no Donut.

She then takes her hand off his mouth piece of his helmet we're he finishes his sentence.

Donut: I could be Double O Donut!

Simmons: You mean like, Doonut?

Donut: With a licensee to thrill, or be thrilled!