Not Our Parents

Chapter Seven

Lunch went surprisingly well. Aubriee didn't embarass me as much as I thought she would've , but hey, that's Aubriee for ya.

Afterwards we went back to her house and her mom greeted us with brownies and mountain dew. Vinny has been texting me nonstop all day and I'm very gladly enjoying it.

We sat on her bed with the tray of brownies and the two liter of soda. I seen her staring at me from the corner of my eye. I slowly turned my head to look at her, she farted loudly, and I turned my head back the other way.

"You're a dirty pig!"

I yelled holding my nose. All she could do was laugh loudly in response. I eventually started laughing too and had to leave the room to get fresh air because it smelled so bad.

We got so loud her mom came up and yelled at us then ran to the bathroom, which was weird because it smelled bad, but not THAT bad. I looked at Aubriee confused and she rolled her eyes.

"She's fucking pregnant"

I spit out my soda and covered my mouth.

"You're a dirty pig."

She laughed. I laughed with her and then looked at her mom who was walking by the bedroom , going downstairs. She announced she was making sugar cookies and that they'd be done in like 30 minutes. We said okay and I looked back to Aubriee.

"How did she tell you ?"

"Left the fuckin test on my bedside table"

"Not uh!"

"Mhm"

"What'd you say to her?"

"Flipped the fuck out on her"

"Oh my god"

"Yea"

"I don't know what id do if my mom was pregnant. I'd probably off myself."

"That's not even funny"

Aubriee said seriously.

I sighed, "I know. I'm sorry."

"It's ok fugly."

I threw a brownie at her and she laughed. She picked it up off the blanket and ate it then burped loudly.

"I have to poop"

I said quietly.

"I wonder how Vinny would react to that"

She said laughing. I shook my head and went to her on suite bathroom.

When I was finished my business I washed my hands and sprayed air freshener.

"Can we play Xbox one?"

She asked softly.

"Yea"

I walked downstairs with the dishes in my hands and put them in the sink. She ran down into the basement and called first controller. I shook my head an grabbed a bottle of water and walked down. I reached the fifth to last step and slipped and fell.

"Oh shit"

I said holding onto the wall and the railing. My one shoe fell off and the other was twisted around my foot. I knocked down the shoes that were on the staircase as well. Aubriee was laughing so hard her face was turning purple. She had recorded the whole thing and posted it on her page. I shook my head and flipped her off.

"Uhm, ready to uh fuck shit up in GTA?"

She asked seriously. I laughed and nodded my head.

"So, uh, where should we go? Trynna get our weave did? maybe our nails? or we can go get new clothes because the ones we have on is so ghetto gurl!"

I said in a ghetto voice. She laughed and threw a cheese curl at me.

"Your so gay"

"Ahah, I know"

Hours later I texted my mom and let her know I was sleeping at Aubriee's. Then I beat her ass in just dance. Then we laid in her bed and I texted Vinny until I fell asleep.

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