Hanako owns a shop.
Hanako: Ah, my most frequent customer... What's up, Tsukasa?
Tsukasa: Oh, I just wanted to see you.
Hanako: If your not gonna buy anything, then leave.
Tsukasa: Awww, c'mon! Can't you put a discount for your dear brother?
Hanako sighed. "How much of a discount?
Tsukasa: 100 percent!!!
*Shoves him out of the store*
Hanako: Cya, Tsukasa.
Hanako: Yashiro!
(Finally, someone other than Tsukasa.)
Yashiro: Hi, Hanako -kun. What do you sell here?
Hanako: Glad you asked. I sell donuts.
Yashiro: Sorry, I'm on a diet.
Hanako: Wahhhh!
Tsuchigomori: You got butterflies here?
Hanako: Nope. Go outside.
Tsuchigomori: Hmph.
Mitsuba: Wow. These are some cute donuts. Ha! None of them are cuter than ME!!!!!
Hanako: I'm bored.
Mitsuba: ?!
Natsuhiko: My lady, shall I buy one for you?
*Slaps menu on his head*
Sakura: I said, DON'T.TOUCH.ME.
Natsuhiko passed out cuz of how hard she hit him.
*Hanako had to drag him out*
Hanako: Oh, boy! Do you wanna buy something?!
Kou: Yeah. I think I'm gonna buy Mistuba-
Hanako: Stop right there. For the last time, go see a doctor. You need help. Mentally. You have a sickness called being gay.
Kou: Oh, God! Thanks for telling me! I'm gonna go now!!!
Hanako: I'm so horrible. :)
*Teru walks in*
Teru: Can I have-
Hanako: NOPE! NO, YOUR BANNED.
Teru: But why?
Hanako: FOR TRYING TO KILL THE MAIN CHARACTER.
Teru's fans bought him every flavor of donuts Hanako had.
Author's Note: Random, I know. Someone help. I think I have writers block.
