Code Names

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Hanako: Mkay, starting with me, I am HotHanako.

Yashiro: For my name just stick with Yashiro, please.

HotHanako: Our beloved daikon is now... DirtyDaikon!!!

DirtyDaikon: NO WAY!

HotHanako: It's been done. Accept it. You guys shouldn't have let me pick the code names anyway.

DirtyDaikon:

HotHanako: Hmm, next is... StupidTsukasa.

StupidTsukasa: Wattt?! Why?!

HotHanako: Cuz your stupid.

StupidTsukasa :(

HotHanako: Moving on, TsuchigomoriSpider.

TsuchigomoriSpider: Why?

HotHanako: One, because your a spider, and two, cause Yashiro named her class pet TsuchigomoriSpider.

TsuchigomoriSpider: Fine.

HotHanako: Boy, you already know what yours will be right?

Kou: HellaLameTrafficSafetyEarring?

HotHanako: That's the one! :)

Mistuba: Hahahah!

HotHanako: Fine, then. You'll be MasochistMistuba.

MasochistMistuba: WHY?!

HotHanako: CAUSE YOU KNEW I WANTED THAT DONUT AND YOU ATE IT ANYWAY!!!

MasochistMistuba: That's fair.

HotHanako: NaughtyNatsuhiko.

NaughtyNatsuhiko: Huh?

HotHanako: I dunno. Cause your a simp?

NaughtyNatsuhiko: He ain't wrong.

HotHanako: And finally, SadisticSakura.

SadisticSakura: I'm not sadistic...

HotHanako: Then why do you always hit Natsuhiko and look at him with disgust throughout the series?

SadisticSakura: Because he's a simp.

Teru: What am I?

HotHanako: Ack! TerrorestTeru!

TerrorestTeru: I don't really like that name...

HotHanako: Too bad. I'm the main character! *Sticks out tongue*

DirtyDaikon: I'm the heroine!!!

HotHanako: So what?

DirtyDaikon: Im the narrator!

HotHanako:

Aoi: What am I?

Akane: AmazingAoi!

HotHanako: Not your decision!

HotHanako: Number 1, your now Abomination Akane!

AbominationAkane: But why?

HotHanako: Cause I have no idea why God put you here! Moving on!

AbominationAkane: Hold on-

HotHanako: AmazingAoi wasn't that bad... It's just that you came up with it.

AbominationAkane: Do you really hate me that much?

HotHanako: Wanna find out?

AbominationAkane: No, that's okay.

HotHanako: Mkay, your code name is AmazingAoi.

HotHanako: Now, any complaints for your code names?

Several people talking at once:

DirtyDaikon?! Couldn't you come up with something better than that?!

I'm not a full spider.

I don't terrorize anyone.

My name is dirty.

I'm NOT sadistic.

HotHanako: Since we have no complaints, this is what we are gonna call each other.

DirtyDaikon: Umm, do I have to call you hot?

HotHanako: See? This is why your code name is DirtyDaikon- oww!

Author's Note: I hope you can guess what DirtyDaikon (lol) did to him.

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