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Kou: My type? Well, I guess I'd have to say a girl with a pretty smile.

Mitsuba: So even if she's evil, as long as she has a pretty smile you'll like her?

Kou: No! She has to be nice, too. Don't you have a type of girl you like?

Mitsuba: I'm too cute. No one is on my level. *He says while flipping his hair*

Everyone cringes

Mitsuba: You guys are just mad
cause you'll never be as cute as me. What's your type, Tsukasa?

Tsukasa: Hmm, I'd have to go with-

Mitsuba: Before you say crazy knife, he isn't a girl. And you can't date your brother.

Tsukasa: Ugh, fiiiiine. Sakura is really warm and she smells nice! And even when she tells me to get off, she doesn't do anything!

Everyone stares at him

*Mitsuba talks under his breath*

Mitsuba: She doesn't do anything because she can't, you weirdo.

Tsukasa: OH MITSUBA. DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

Mistuba: Nope. Not at all.

Kou: Do you have a certain type, Hanako?

Hanako: Someone with really fat daikon legs who won't care if I cling to them, gets embarrassed easily, obviously likes me but won't tell me, and easy to tease.

Kou: That is so much like senpai that it's creepy...

Yashiro: Hi, Hanako-kun! Whoa, why are you all here? Is this some sort of gathering?

*Mitsuba whistles, and Kou smacks him*

Tsukasa: I'm gonna go hug Sakura now, bye!!!

*Kou drags Mitsuba away*

Hanako: Traitors.

Author's Note: Hiiiiiiiiiiii! I got bored, so here! I LOVED chapter 67!!!!!!! I hope those of you who read it, enjoyed it too! "I'm here!" I'm gonna die cause of cute that chapter was, AHHHHHHHHHH!

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