Stop. Get some help-

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Sorry for the dead meme. If your still reading this, good for you. You can endure hell. Cause this is horrible. So stop. Get some help. Hahahah.  I had to do it. I can't use it on anyone right now. I've been waiting all morning. Help me... why did I underline? Cause why not?

Hanako: Tsuchigomori!

Tsuchigomori: What?

Hanako: How do I get Yashiro to stop hitting me?

Tsuchigomori: Quit calling her a radish. (He's an English boi now apparently)

Hanako: I can't do that! She is one! Should I just lie to her face?

Tsuchigomori: Listen. You asked my opinion, and I gave it to you. If you don't like it then leave me in peace so I can eat my butterfly sandwich.

Hanako: Butterfly?

Tsuchigomori: Just get out ALREADY!

Hanako: Fine, fine.

Also Hanako: Wait! I have a better idea! This should work great!

Yashiro: Hanako-kun? Why do you have that 'respect women juice' cup?

Hanako: No reason. Mostly because Tsukasa took my only mug and slapped a 'keep calm and drink Amane juice' sticker on it. I don't even know how he made it, but something tells me I don't wanna know.

Yashiro: Oh...

Hanako: What do ya think, daikon?!

Tsuchigomori: So that's why her hand mark is on your face... so you thought you could call her a daikon without her hitting you if you had a 'respect women juice' cup?

Hanako: Owww... yeah. It didn't work as you can see. She won't even talk to me.

Tsuchigomori: Throw that thing out.

Tsukasa: I'll take it!

Hanako: Over my dead body! Stop taking my stuff, stukasa! (Stupid and Tsukasa)

Tsukasa: Well your already dead! So that makes things easier!

Hanako: Hell nah! Back off stukasa!

Let's just say... another sticker got added. And Hanako lost. With Yashiro not hitting him, and with the rat that drinks Amane juice. Rest in Reese's pieces, Hanako.

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