Going to a pool

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Hanako: Yassssss, sexy mamas at da pool~

*Kou smacks him*

Kou: We aren't here for that.

Yashiro: Are we ever here for that?

Mitsuba: All these girls are so ugly compared to me.

Kou: Shut up, Mistuba.

Tsuchigomori: Enjoy the pool instead of yourself, please.

Mistuba: Whatever. Don't be jealous cause you guys won't ever be as cute as me.

Tsukasa: Hi, Amane!

Hanako: Tsukasa, What the actual fuck? HOW DO YOU ALWAYS FIND ME?!

Tsukasa: I put a tracker on you!

*Hanako searches himself for the tracker*

Tsukasa: Ha! You'll never find it!

Yashiro: Found it! *Tosses it into the trash*

Tsukasa: ಠ_ಠ

Yashiro: Nononono, Tsukasa-Kun, wait! I said wait! Eeeek!

Hanako: Yaah! Sexy fish Yashiro is back!

Yashiro: Ack! Your not supposed to push people in the water! What if I couldn't swim?!

Tsukasa: I'd just give you CPR.

Yashiro:

Hanako: Hell no your not!

Tsuchigomori: Will all of you shut up? My head is starting to hurt.

Kou: Is it cause of your age, Spider-face? Must be tough.

Tsuchigomori: I can't even tell if your being condescending or not.

Yashiro gasps for air.

Yashiro: I hate the pool! Why did I even come here?!

Aoi: Nene-chaaaan!

Yashiro: Aoiiiiii! I can't swim!

Aoi: Really? I could teach you!

Yashiro: NO! I mean, that's ok Aoi! Go play with Akane-Kun!

Akane: Yeah, Ao-chan!  I brought a floatie thats your favorite color!

Aoi: I don't recall telling you my favorite color though...

Yashiro: Eh-

Hanako: Oh, Number 1 stops your time and he's been studying you waaaay more than usual. It's fun to watch!

Akane: Number 7?

Hanako: Yeeeees?

Akane: Would you kindly allow me to hit you?

Aoi: I'll just be over here. Tell me when you wanna learn, Nene-chan!

*Teru is being carried by his fans*

Teru: Hi everyone! Didn't know you were here!

Yashiro: Minamoto Senpai!

Teru: Hi, Yashiro-san!

Hanako: The main character can't die! Let's go home!

Kou: Are you jealous?

Hanako: Boy, I will push you into this water and sit on you so you can drown.

Lightning intensifies-

Teru: You sure about that?

Hanako:

Hanako: AHHHHHHH! IM GONNA DIEEEEEEEE YASHIRO, SAVE MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yashiro: Fine, let's go home.

The end.

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