TSUKASA

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Tsukasa: I cry not from your death, but that I can only kill you once

Hanako flying by: Dude wtf

Tsukasa: Oh hi Amane!!!

Hanako: ._.

Tsukasa: Wait, I can kill you over and over again since your already dead right?

Hanako: I'm out

Kou: Omae wa mou, sHiNdErU-

Yashiro: Kou-kun...

Tsukasa: Sakura! Can you find Mistuba? Amane doesn't want to be my kill dummy.

Sakura: I won't have any part in this. I just want to drink my tea.

Natsuhiko: What's the tea sis-

Tsukasa: You guys are so boring!!

Mistuba: What's up bitches?

Tsukasa: MITSUBA!!!!! READY TO DIE?

Mistuba: You can't kill me, I'm a bad bitch!

Teru: Now, now let's calm down. No one is dying until I clean up around here. Okay? *pulls out big boy sword*

Hanako: Scatter!

Yashiro: What is happening...

Tsuchigomori, in a trash can: Life. Life is happening.

Yashiro: Tsuchigomori-Sensei?!

Kou: He's been there for a while. You might need glasses Senpai.

Hanako: Really?!

Yashiro: Eep!

Hanako: A sexy fish with glasses...

*Kou whacks him*

Kou: Stop that.

Hanako: Ow...

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