Mistuba Shade

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Author's Note: I'm sorry in advance. I'm running out of ideas, so for the time being, you'll have to deal with my horribly cringy vines until I gain my motivation to be original. (Which will probably be a while. Hang in there.)

Mitsuba: Not to be like offensive or anything, cause I wouldn't wanna offend anybody. Not to be offensive. I just, I fucking hate you. I just, like I hate you. Everything, like it's not even like what you do, or what you say, it's literally just your whole fucking persona. It's just disgusting. I just hate you. And like, I'm not trying to offend you. I like, I mean this in the nicest way possible, but I just hate you. I hate your guts and everything about you. I just hate you. So I hope that I didn't hurt your feelings or anything. I hope that we are ok. And that our friendship will be fine. But I just needed you to know that I fucking hate you. Like if you fell in a well, I wouldn't fucking care.
But, I love you.

Another Author's Note: Did you notice how many times he said like? Oh, MY GOD. This vine was made for him. Ok. One more bad vine. (For today)

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