Seriously wtf

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Yashiro: Hanako-kun, what's a thot?

Hanako: W-why would you even ask that?

Yashiro: Because this girl called me that when I had lunch with Kou-kun and Minamoto-senpai.

Hanako: It means your a very thoughtful person.

Yashiro: Oh! Thank you Hanako-kun!

Hanako: Anyway, time to get cleaning!

Yashiro: Boooooo!

Kou: I'll help you clean, Senpai!

Yashiro: Thanks, Kou-kun! Your such a thot!

Kou:

Kou: Um... what?

Hanako: Hahahah! Ow, ow wait-

Kou: What the hell did you do to Senpai?!

Hanako: I didn't do anything!

Kou: Liar! I know this is your fault because Senpai doesn't say stuff like that!

Hanako: Fine! I told her what thot meant. I said it meant thoughtful. I don't know why the hell I said it! Actually I do. I didn't want my thick legged angel to know the truth about this dark, dirty world.

Kou: Well tell her the truth now! And she's not yours!

Hanako: I can't do that! And yes she is! If she's not mine then whose is she???

Kou: No ones! Just go. Before I sick Teru-nii on you.

Hanako: I thought you didn't want me to treat him like a monster and your treating him like a dog??? How is that fair?!

Kou: JuSt Go!

Hanako: Fine!

Hanako: Yashiro, um thot means:

*Whispers in her ear*

Yashiro: W- what?! Eeeeek! Hanako-kun, you jerk!

Hanako: Owww! Why'd you hit me?!

Yashiro: Because you lied to me about it meaning thoughtful, I called Kou-kun a thot, and you blew in my ear just now!!!!

Hanako: You know what? That's fair.

Yashiro: K-kou-kun... I'm really sorry for that.

Kou: It's okay Senpai! Don't worry! I'm just happy that you didn't think I was an actual thot!!!

*Hanako sneaks away*

Kou: wHeRe dO yOu  ThiNk YoUr gOiNg?

Hanako: Um, away? Ahhhhh! Yashiro save me!

Yashiro: You reap what you sow. Don't worry, I'll be sure to throw a proper funeral.

Hanako: I'm already dead! Help me!

Yashiro: Okay then. Omae wa Moe, shinderu.

Hanako: Yashiroooooooo?!?!

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