Halloween

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Hanako, dressed as a donut: Maybe I'll get to see Yashiro's daikon legs today!

Kou, dressed as a pillow: (idk what else would he dress as?) Hanako, your being a creep again!

Yako, dressed as Yako: Aw, look at that! You guys are dressed as the only things you've ever kissed.

Hanako: If that were the case, then I'd be dressed as my daikon.

Kou: You did wHaT?!

Hanako: I kissed her. What do you mean what?

Yashiro: THATS ENOUGH!

Hanako: Oh. Hi there-

Tsukasa dressed as a zombie: Amane, why didn't you be a zombie, like I sAiD?!

Hanako: Because id rather die again than to be matching with you. And there's no point. We already have the same face.

Mistuba: UgH. You guys are such children trying to dress up at your age. No matter what you wear or what makeup you put on, you'll never be as cute as me! He beamed proudly.

Hanako: Mistuba?

Mistuba: What?

Hanako: You can't brag to people who don't care.

Mistuba: wha-

Hanako: Is everyone here? Tsuchigomori! Over here!

Tsuchigomori: Ah. A donut. Expected.

Hanako: Aren't you already a spider? Why are you dressed like one?

Tsuchigomori: Because I can.

Tsukasar: Amane, wanna play with me?! Amane, wanna cut open a fish?! Amane... do you wanna shove firecrackers down Mistuba's throat?!

Hanako: No, no, and HELL NO.

Yashiro: Calm down...

Mistuba: No! I don't have to take this! From you, or CrazyKnife! Goodbye!

Kou: Mistuba...

Mistuba and Kou left the chat- (Lol, they aren't in a chat)

Yako: I'm TiReD oF hAnGiNg ArOuNd KiDs.

Yako left the chat-

Yashiro: Um, Tsukasa-kun?

Tsukasa: Hmm?

Yashiro: W- why are you eyeing me like a steak?

Tsukasa: I'm trying to decide if I should make you a fish and put you in this punch bowl. I wonder if you'll drown. I wonder if you can breathe in juice without dying. Aren't you curious? (No...)

Yashiro: No! Not one bit!

Tsukasa: Aww, ok. Well if you two are gonna be so boring, then I'll just leave.

Tsukasa left the chat-

Tsuchigomori: Screw this I'm out.

Hanako: Looks like it's just the two of us-

Yashiro: Bye Hanako-kun!

Hanako :'(

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