💙❤️𝕂𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤❤️💙

😊😊Texting Story😊😊

(Nothing but smiles today! No angst nor smut, just smiles and possibly some laughs.)

Lance McDouble started a new chat..

Lance McDouble: Hello My name is Lance McClain and I'm here to become your future husband madam!

Keith Kogayne: ..What the shit?

Lance McDouble: Omg you answered!

Keith Kogayne: Um...Yeah...I'm not a madam by the way.

Lance McDouble: Oh so you a masir?

Keith Kogayne: Wait what?

Lance McDouble: Masir. You know like madam but you aren't a girl so you are a masir!

Keith Kogayne: How did you get my number?

Lance McDouble: A stranger never tell their secrets!

Keith Kogayne: Well, I know your name so you aren't technically a stranger anymore. Can I have your address?

Lance McDouble: Uh why?

Keith Kogayne: The police need it

Lance McDouble: Wait what?! I'm too beautiful to go to jail! Please have mercy on me!

Keith Kogayne: Can't believe you fell for that.

Lance McDouble: Neither can I.

Keith Kogayne: Anything else you need before I block you?

Lance McDouble: Wait! Actually...I need a friend right now... i know me and you aren't friends but I just want someone to talk to....

Keith Kogayne: Nobody uses that many dots in their sentences unless something is wrong. What's wrong McDouble?

Lance McDouble: Don't call me that! It was a dare and I forgot to change it back!

Keith Kogayne: Mhm. Anyway, What's wrong?

Lance McDouble: Okay so here's what happened.

Keith Kogayne: Here we go..

Lance McDouble: Shut the hell up! Anyway, I went to Walmart, I saw this toy I wanted to buy, right. I asked my dad if I could get it, right. He said no! I started crying! I never wanted a toy sooooo bad!

Keith Kogayne: Please tell me I'm not texting a 8 year old.

Lance McDouble: I wasn't finished! Shut up!

Keith Kogayne: Okay, Okay geez.

Lance McDouble: Anyway, I then went to the coffee shop. I saw this girl. I walked behind her and gave her one of my classic pick up lines. She turned around and that girl turned out to be a boy! He had pale skin and beautiful purple eyes and he had a mullet! I mistaken that guy for a girl because of his dumb mullet! I immediately apologized and ran out the coffee shop. I have never been so embarrassed in my whole entire life.

Keith Kogayne: Wait...

Keith Kogayne: Hold up...

Keith Kogayne: Do you have tan skin with blue eyes?

Lance McDouble: Yeah, Why?

Keith Kogayne: I knew I should've killed you at the coffee shop if I knew this conversation was going to happen.

Lance McDouble: Ouch, Harsh.

Keith Kogayne: Whatever..I was joking.

Lance McDouble: Oh! I thought you were serious! Sorry I'm a sensitive bean.

Keith Kogayne: I can tell.

Lance McDouble: Shush, AnYwAy! I got to go! I can text you later if you want.

Keith Kogayne: Sure.

Lance McDouble: OMG YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND IM SO PROUD!

Keith Kogayne: Lance!

Lance McDouble: Sorry, Wait what is your name?

Keith Kogayne: Keith, Keith Kogane.

Lance McDouble: I asked for your name not your full name but whatever.

Keith Kogayne: 🙄

Lance McDouble: WAIT, DOES YOUR USERNAME SAY KEITH KOGAYNE?! 😂

Lance McDouble: I'M DECEASED! 😂💀

Keith Kogayne: Says the one with a McDonald's name. 🙄

Lance McDouble: Touché

Lance McDouble: Anyway, Bye Kogayne.

Keith Kogayne: Bye McDouble.

Keith Kogayne: Wait, you never answered my question.

Keith Kogayne: I wanted to know if you were a kid.

Lance McDouble: I'm a child of food Kogayne, I'm a child of food.

Keith Kogayne: That doesn't answer my question.

Lance McDouble: Welp, for now it did. Bye!

Keith Kogayne: LANCE!

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A/N: I mayyyyyyy or mayyyyyyy not continue this. Considered on how I feel 😌 I hope you enjoyed this tho.

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