"OHH YES!WELCOME,LOVELIES,TO THE UNDERGROUND'S PREMIERE COOKING SHOW!!!"Sam said as some glitter fell in the kitchen and on Sans.When Sans looked up at where the glitter came from,they saw a sign.
'Cooking with a Murderous Android'
Sans looked at Sam,getting a very bad feeling about this.
"PRE-HEAT YOUR OVENS,BECAUSE WE'VE GOT A VERY SPECIAL SHOW TONIGHT!WE'RE GOING TO MAKE...A PIE!BLUEBERRY CHERRY PIE TO BE EXACT! THE KING'S FAVORITE FOOD!MY LOVELY ASSISTANT HERE WILL KINDLY GATHER UP THE INGREDIENTS!GIVE THEM A HAND!!!"Sam said while she clapped as confetti fell around Sans.Now they were covered in confetti and glitter.
"WE'LL NEED MILK,EGGS,BLUEBERRIES, AND CHERRIES!!!I ALREADY HAVE THE OTHER INGREDIENTS HERE.SO HOP TO IT,SWEETIE!!!"Sam said to Sans,Sans grabbed the ingredients from the opposite counter and put them in front of Sam.
"WONDERFUL!!!THANKS,SWEETIE!!!WE HAVE EVERYTHING WE NEED TO MAKE THIS PIE!!!"Sam said while gesturing to the ingredients.
"MILK...EGGS...BLUEBERRIES...CHERRY..."Sam listed before gasping.
"OH,MY!!!WE'RE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT!!!HOW COULD I FORGET!?THE KING DOESN'T ADD THIS,BUT I LIKE TO ADD IT FOR FLAVOR!!!"Sam said as she pulled out a chainsaw and turned towards Sans,who was shaking in fear.
"A MONSTER SOUL!!!"Sam said as she started up the chainsaw and moved closer to Sans,who was frozen in fear.
Suddenly,their phone rang and it was on speaker.
"HELLO?I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOW HERE!"Sam said annoyed.
"W-wait!Can't you make a...A...Substitution in the recipe?For monster souls?"Emma said stuttering
"A SUBSTITUTION!?YOU MEAN A NON-MONSTER INGREDIENT?WHY???"Sam asked as Emma started to panic.
"Well...Uh...What if someone...What's if someone's...Allergic to bone marrow???"Emma said
"ALLERGIC TO BONE MARROW???"Sam asked.
"Um, well, I mean-"Emma said before being interrupted by the music.
"THAT'S A BRILLIANT POINT,DR.EMMA!!!I'M SURE PLENTY OF HUMANS ARE ALLERGIC TO BONES MARROW!AND THE ONLY MONSTER I'VE EVER SEEN IS COMPLETELY MADE OF THEM!!!I ACTUALLY HAVE A SUBSTITUTE!!!SAM'S BRAND MONSTER SOUL SUBSTITUTE!!!IT'S OVER THERE!!!"Sams said as she pointed to a table that was off camera.
"GO GET IT,SWEETIE!!!"Sam said as Sans made their way to the can of monster soul substitute.But when they got within a couple feet of it,the table lowered to floor level before shooting high,several tables making a tower higher than Sans could ever reach.
"BETTER GET CLIMBING SWEETIE!IF YOU DON'T GET THAT CAN IN ONE MINUTE...WE'LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE ORIGINAL PLAN!!!"Sam warned Sans as she began to fly to the top of the tower.
"Um...Can you help me I'm doomed."Sans said with panic
"I know,there's no time!But I have a plan!When I upgraded your phone,I added a few features...See that little button on your phone that says 'jetpack'?"Emma asked as Sans looked.
"Yeah"Sans said.
"Watch this!!!"Emma said as the button remotely pushed itself and the phone transformed into a jetpack and latched onto Sans' back.
"Okay!You should have just enough fuel to reach the top!Now go!!!"Emma yelled as Sans pushed a button and they began to rapidly fly up the tower.
Sans then saw Sam began to throw the ingredients they gathered at them,as Sans began to dodge them.
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Destiny Altered (Undertale AU)
FanfictionThis is one of my Undertale Aus What if Monsters were the stronger race and the Humans were the weaker.If the Humans had weak souls and can absorbs Monsters souls while Monsters have strong souls and can't absorb human souls.Monsters won the war and...
