✔Oddball Oneshots [And scenarios]

(Vampire) When You Get a Nosebleed

[You are MC, or YN, whichever one I choose to use.]

Setting: in town.

MC: Theo..? Where are we headed..?

Theo: somewhere. Now be patient with me, hondje.

MC: ...o...kay?

Theo: ...

MC: ...

Theo: We're going to go meet a friend of mine. Do be patient.

MC: okay!

Jean: Hello. Where are you two headed?

Theo: *whispers* to the forest.

Jean: ah. Alright.

MC: ...wth is happening..?

Jean and Theo: um... nothing! Hehe?

MC: *narrows eyes* hmmm...

Jean, Theo: *panicking* ......

MC: hmmmmmmmmmm........

Jean, Theo: *sweating* .....

???: Oh hey Theo. Hi Jean. Didn't expect you two to be here.. especially.. with a lady..

Jean: Hey! What's up!

???: haha.. the only thing up is the sky, mon cher.

Theo, MC: *shook*

???: oh. Hello. My name is Rhed. I have a broer, his name is Rhys. And we look exactly alike.

Theo, Vincent: *in their heads* she knows dutch?!

Rhed: no. No. I do not know dutch.

Jean: so, mademoiselle, what brings you and your brother to this part of the city?

Rhed: ...

Rhys: *walks up to MC* why hello there, fellow mortal. I am a completely sane and normal human being like yourself.

MC: ... *nosebleed*

Rhed: Rhys, schei uit!

Rhys: ...sorry. hmph. Just trying to make a friend.

Rhed: thats nice, but you overdid it.

Rhys: how?! She conpletely fell for me!

Jean: Monsieur, i believe you, but i side with Rhed on this. You made her get a nosebleed-

Rhed: -a terrible one as well...

Arthur: hey, I see a nice lady over here! *whistles*

Rhed: *disgusted* I think the f*ck not.

Jean: *suspiciously eyes Arthur* you better not try anything..

Arthur: hey, 'Leon! Jeanie over here's a little bit overproctective~ if ya know what I mean..

Napoleon: ...snrk..

Jean, Rhed: *turn red*

Shakespeare: oh, hello-- Oh dear! Is the lady.. *gulp* alright..?

Osamu: oh her..? Yea. She gon' be fiine.

Arthur: *visibly concerned*

Leonardo: wtf happened here... oh sh*t!! WHAT HAPPENED TO CARA MIA?!?

Theo: ...

Jean: ...

Arthur: ... *still visibly concerned*

Osamu: ...ok, bai

Rhys: ...um.

Rhed: ..

Shakespeare: ...

Napoleon: ...ahem...

Leonardo: .... *still angry*

MC: *still bleeding over here GET HELP PLS.*

Napoleon: she attacked the ground with no shame.

Rhed, Jean: but the earth is slowly claiming her body as it apparently seems to be winning..

Leo: WE NEED HELPP!! HEELLPPPPPP!!! SHES DYING!!

MC: STFU, dude. Im not dead yet.

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