✔Oddball Oneshots [And scenarios]

Some Lines They Tried (Vampire)

Napoleon:
"Just for you, nunuche, I would conquer the world. Hm? You would just like me to stay the same? Well.. that works too."

Mozart:
"I came back revived to create my best piece.. I would have all the time in the world I want to do so.. But meeting you changed that. So now I need a back-up plan. Yes, you guessed it. You're my backup plan. Don't hit me..! It wasn't my fault you're beautiful."

Leonardo:
"You cold, cara mia? Come here. No, I'm not gonna try anything on you. Yes, I know how much you hate surprises. Mhm. Yes. You don't need to repeat it twice because I heard you the first time. I love you too."

Arthur:
"Whaattt? Who said I was gonna flirt with you? Exactly, no one. No one- No one- mhm. nO oNe said so. Let's just sit down, enjoy our hot drinks and relax. Yeah.. just like that. I love you so much~"

Vincent:
"Mhm. You're so beautiful, not even my paintings could portray what it is I see in front of me... Huh..?! I was thinking out loud? No I wasn't.. I was complimenting you."

Theodorus:
"No, don't you yell back to me, hondje. I don't like that tone of voice. Sit. Hondje, sit. Quiet. And stay. You move and I'm telling Sebas you spilled your milk in the carpet. No. Shush. That's the meaning of quiet, hondje. Now stay. Good girl~"

Dazai:
"Oh hey there, Y/N. What am I doing all the way up in this tree? I'm writing. What are you doing? Don't you need to help Sebas-kun..? Oh, you're finished?? Great! I have more time to spend with you!"

Isaac:
"O-oh, hello. We're seeing each other more often now.. Y-you actually like spending time with me? What an odd coincidence. So do I. Ha, I like spending time with you because I love you, isn't it evident? Oh geez..."

Jean:
"Mademoiselle..?...May we walk in the gardens? You seen to be finished for the day. Why? Well... erm.. I-Oh, you were just joking? Haha... it was great... You're so beautiful.. hm? I never said anything! I-I was talking a-about... T-the flowers!! Y-yeah, the flowers!!"

Shakespeare:
"Your different facial expressions intrigue me so. Ah, so does this red face of yours.. Makes me want to see you an even darker shade of red...~"

Saint-Germain:
"Ah, ma cherié I was wondering where you were. Yes, I was worried, but I don't necessarily have to tell you why. Oh, I was wondering whether you'd like to join me on an excursion this weekend. Although I would normally send Sebastian, I thought to conserve his energy and go get what I need myself. Setting that aside for a different conversation, do you wish to accompany me?"

Sebastian:
"Oi, Y/N. I need you to set this in the pantry. Yes, anywhere. Well, I'm busy. I'm busy with.. The siLverwArE..! So I need you to do that for me. Unless you dont want to and I have to punish you later~?"