RPDR OneShots!✨

petty- monet x bob

i love this friendship so much! they're both so incredibly iconic. prompt- "Damn right I'm pretty." "I said petty." in drag, both using she/her pronouns. enjoy, and don't forget to keep signing petitions please and thank you ~daisy

Bob strolled into the studio she'd rented out already in full drag, dropping her bag down and flopping into a chair. They were filming a YouTube video for Bob's channel, which had been heavily requested by the viewers and both their followers. As usual, Monet was late. Always had been, and probably always will be. It'd been a running joke during the tours they'd appeared on together that Monet would be the last to stage. Everyone came to the conclusion that she had no concept of time at all. 

"Patti is Monet even ready yet?" Bob called out to Monet's friend who'd just walked in. 

"Nope, just getting the dress on I think." He shrugged, starting to set up the camera. "Monet always does this, why are you so surprised?"

"I'm not even surprised, it's just annoying!" Bob exclaimed. She picked her phone out of her bag and started scrolling through Instagram. After around 10 minutes of endless scrolling, the door burst open and Monet bounced in. She had a massive grin on her face.

"Goooood morning!" She hollered as she sat down next to Bob. 

"Bitch what in the hell were you doing? Giving everyone on your instagram a live perfomance?"

"I was finishing my look! Perfection! Anyway should we get on?" 

"Yep sure." Bob rolled her eyes and nodded towards Patti. The video was supposed to be about their own separate experiences on the show, and it was going well until Monet "accidentally" fell off the chair she was sitting on. "Oh my god Monet are you kidding?" 

"I'm sorry!" Monet laughed loudly, getting back up again. There was a snort from behind the camera and Bob couldn't help but crack a smile. "I couldn't help it, this chairs are rickety as fuck."

"Of course they're going to be! They've been here for ages, they're ancient." 

"So just like you?" Monet cackled, almost falling off the chair for the second time.

"Shut up! I'm only a few years older!" Bob groaned. They carried on with filming and they finished on talking about the runway looks they'd given the judges on their seasons. Once the camera had been switched off, Monet kept talking about the looks.

"I mean, I know my looks on season 10 were shit but all stars? They were amazing, admit it!" Monet grinned, turning towards Bob. "I mean, yours could've had more improvement but they were still good!"

"God you're petty." Bob muttered, shifting her wig out of her face.

"Damn right I'm pretty!" 

"I said petty." Bob replied, throwing her purse at Monet.

"Hold up I am not petty! Where did that come from?!"

"Monet it's a joke!" Bob said as Monet picked up the purse and threw it back at her. "Jesus Christ you're ridiculous!"

"That's why you love me!"

503 words. I'm sorry this is so incredibly shitty ajdndnsjjbs