The Other Anderson| Glee

Choke

"Blaire we need you!" Tina said to Blaire during the week.

"Yeah, what's up?" Blaire asked as she walked down the hall with Brittany, Mercedes, Santana, Tina and Sugar.

"Santana made a dodgy joke and now we need to apologise to Coach Beiste. Can you help us?" Sugar asked." We're doing Cell Block Tango and we need you to join."

"Sure." Blaire replied.

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"And now. The six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail in their rendition of the Cell Block Tango." Mercedes said later that day. The girls dragged on chairs and placed them in a line.

"Pop!" Tina sang.

"Six!" Sugar sang.

"Squish!" Brittany sang.

"Uh uh." Mercedes sang.

"Cicero." Blaire sang.

"Lipschitz!" Santana sang.

"Pop!"

"Six!"

"Squish!"

"Uh uh!"

"Cicero!"

"Lipschitz!"

"He had it coming. He had it coming. He only had himself to blame!" The girls sang, dancing with the chairs." If you'd have been there. If you'd have seen it!"

"I betcha you would have done the same." Santana sang.

"You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like Bernie." Tina said, dancing with Mike." Bernie likes to chew gum. No, not chew. Pop! So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated, and I'm looking for a little sympathy. And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewing. No, not chewing. Popping! So I said 'if you pop that gum one more time!' And he did. So I took the shot gun off the wall and fired two warning shots. Into his head!"

"He had it coming! He had it coming! He took a flower in its prime!" The girls sang." And then he used it. And he abused it. It was a murder but not a crime!"

"Now, I'm standing in the kitchen. Carvin' up a chicken for dinner. Minding my own business. In storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage." You been doin' the milkman, " he says
He was crazy. And he kept on screamin'
"You been doin' the milkman"." Santana said." And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times!"

"The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!" The girls sang.

"They had it comin'!" Half of them sang.

"They had it comin'!" The other half repeated.

"They had it comin'!"

"They had it comin'!"

"They had it comin' all along!" They all sang. Coach Beiste walked out."'Cause if they used us! And they abused us! How could you tell us that we were wrong? Could you tell us that we were wrong?"

"What happened to Beiste?" Santana asked." Did we do something wrong?"

"Well, you completely butchered one of my all time favorite Kander and Ebb tunes, while completely missing the point of absolutely everything." Sue said." Anderson, why are you even here?"

"They wanted help." Blaire replied.

"You girls are cray cray!" Roz said." You were supposed to pick a song that gave women the self esteem and courage to get the hell out of an abusive situation. But oh no, you pick a song about crazy women in their panties killing their men for chewing gum. How is that supposed to help?!"