The Other Anderson| Glee

Diva

"Diva." Miss Pillsbury said in glee club that day as Finn wrote it on the board.

"Blaines got this week in the bag." Blaire joked. Blaine rolled his eyes.

"So, now that we're back in the game, we've got to come strong. Diva week is all about finding your inner powerhouse." Finn explained." Miss Pillsbury."

"That's right." Emma said." The online urban dictionary defines a diva as 'a fierce, often temperamental, singer who comes correct. She is not a trick-ass ho and she does not sweat da haterz.'"

"Great, so I guess the guys are screwed this week." Jake said.

"Have you met Blaine?" Blaire asked.

"Guys can be divas." Blaine said, high fiving his sister.

"That's right, we all have inner divas." Emma said." I myself have been considered quite a diva at many a local restaurant because I know what I want and I will send a dish back."

"You all might aswell just quit while you're ahead because there are only two ways to spell Unique, and one of them is D-I-V-A." Unique said as Emma told a story. " Diva. M'kay? shanté, I stay, and it will be brought, dished out and served and moped up by the time you even pick out a wig. Looking at you, clocking that sadness."

"I have more Diva in my little finger than you have your whole angry-inch, Wade-Unique." Tina retaliated. Sam laughed.

"Tina, you've kinda been talking some ridiculous trash for months. Unchallenged, and that stops now." Marley said.

"Listen, guys can be divas." Blaine said.

"I used to live with two. Cooper and Blaine." Blaire said.

"You guys, I'm going to win Diva week." Brittany said.

"And that is how I managed to make the manager cry at the Cheesecake Factory—— by being a diva." Emma finished her story no one was listening to. Everyone applauded." Yay divas!"

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"Why did you have to get sick I feel like my brain is going to explode!" Blaire groaned at Blaine the next day. They were at their lockers and Blaine was starting to come down with the flu, meaning that Blaire was too.

"Stop moaning at me, woman!" Blaine coughed. Tina walked over and Blaire groaned as she shut her locker.

"Here, I put together a little cold buster kit for you!" Tina said to Blaine, handing it to him.

"I don't get one? I'm sick too." Blaire coughed.

"Ash is your boyfriend. I figured he'd make you one." Tina said. Blaire rolled her eyes.

"Cool, how did you know?" Blaine asked Tina.

"Your nose was red yesterday." Tina replied." Start off with cough drops, then two packs of vitamin C, a cup of my homemade Chinese chicken soup, and finish with my secret weapon—— nighttime cold medicine."

"Aw, thank you." Blaine said." I really appreciate this. It's gonna have me feeling better in no time, except for maybe the nighttime cold medicine."

"Why? It's amazing." Tina stated.

"Just makes him really sleepy and woozy." Blaire answered." And me."

"Which is something I can't afford to be right now." Blaine sighed." Not with diva week in full swing."

Blaine closed his locker, coughed and then the three made their way down the hall. Ash was hanging out with Sam.

"I want to be able to prove that men can be divas, too, which is why I'm gonna give them a full dose of some Freddie Mercury——just time show how the boys can really bring some diva attitude." Blaine explained.