AND THEY WERE WIZARDS. (Oh my god they were wizards)

... why?

This shit was suggested to me by my friend, @PsychedelicShips. enjoy the shenanigans, sweet raccoons.

"LOGAN!" The roar from across the corridor made half the students heading to their next class jump, staring around for the disturbance. The bespectacled third year nerd for whom the call was intended froze in his tracks, not turning around. Remy and Emile were on his right, and stopped their conversation abruptly. All three of them knew that voice, and knew by the manic excitement, that Remus's reason for seeking out Logan could be anything but innocent.

"Right," Emile breathed quietly, slowly looking behind them to see Remus making his way through the crowd toward them. "well I've got Divination and north tower is a long walk sooo-"

He continued forward, shooting an apologetic grimace at Logan, who remained stationary, not daring to turn around. Logan looked at Remy, a pleading look on his face. But Remy had evidently seen Remus as well, and whispered, "sorry Lo." before skidding down the hall as well. Logan sighed, resignation washing over him as he braced himself for the attack. It came in the form of Remus's hand clasping itself roughly around his wrist as Remus continued forward at breakneck speed, dragging the frightened Ravenclaw onward before stopping next to a piece of wall, which both boys knew to really be a door to a hidden corridor. Remus punched it open ferociously and practically threw Logan into the dim corridor ahead of him.

"Logan. I need your help." Remus said breathlessly. His excitement was only barely contained. Bright green sparks flew from the wand clenched in his hand as he spoke.

"I assumed as much," Logan answered apprehensively. "What crimes against humanity are you hoping to commit today?"

"Have you ever heard of a dinosaur?"

"A dinosaur— of course I've—" his eyes grew wider, "what has Virgil told you?"

"Giant lizards that used to rule the earth before a meteor obliterated them all!"

"Umm, yes well-" Logan shuffled backwards, feeling a bead of sweat form on his temple. "Then you'll know they're all dead and there's no hope of doing anything to do with them."

"Logan, I've just discovered muggle dragons. Do you think I'm letting it go that easily?"

"Well I still don't see how I'm supposed to be of any assistance."

"C'mon, Logan." Remus said, that manic smile still playing around his face as he took a step closer to the other, "you're half blood. You always learned about the muggle stuff. The science. You know what they look like. You even know their skeletal anatomy."

"I- I dabbled in paleontology when I was seven okay?" Logan retorted, taking a step further back as Remus advanced.

"You're also doing N.E.W.T. practice papers over the summer and weekends." Remus continued as though he hadn't heard him. "You're learning human transfiguration four years ahead."

Logan's eyes grew even wider as he connected the dots. "Remus NO!"

"Do it, Logan." Remus whispered, something like insanity visible in his smile, "make me a velociraptor."

"I've been studying the theory!" Logan argued, panicked, "just to get familiar with how human transfiguration works! I'm nowhere near experienced enough to actually make it work!"

"You can turn a rabbit into a dictionary, what's the difference?"

"Uh- that you're a full human? And you're asking me to make you into something that doesn't even exist anymore? Remus, do you know how dreadfully wrong that could go?"