❛ 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 ❜ ✓

020 - MESSAGES

WONDERING

MESSAGES
GROUPCHAT
SWAY BOIS👏

canada's dick🙄
hi everyone. just thought i'd let you know that jaden is a simp, good day.

balcony pisser🙄
josh we knew that already. we require new information.

jaden hossler is totally smitten for lavender richards and he can't even deny it.

tongue boy🙄
he can't even answer the group chat he's too obsessed with her

balcony pisser🙄
oh!!! i bet they're smashing!!!!!

canada's dick🙄
that's still my sister

nurse boy🙄
okay josh no need to get defensive!

canada's dick🙄
griffin buddy. i don't want to talk about nor picture jaden and my sister it's so so so wrong

pov weirdo🙄
you guys are insane.

simp🙄
can you guys shut the fuck up!

balcony pisser🙄
why because you're busy with lavender 🥺

pov boy🙄
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canada's dick🙄
hey let him be a simp. at least he isn't gonna break her heart like you would bryce

balcony pisser🙄
okay that girls my little sister i wouldn't ever date her

nurse boy🙄
doesn't really matter does it bryce he's just try a make a point

simp🙄
not that it's any of your business but yes i am with lav, we are cuddling and i'm being forced to watch the entire marvel franchise because she is still cold from where you threw her in that goddamn ice bath jOsHuA

pov boy🙄
see it's not bad having a gf

tongue boy🙄
the marvel franchise is good why are you complaining?

simp🙄
because we're currently watching civil war and every few seconds it's just like

"uh tom holland could have his way with me"

"look at sebastian stan just look at him"

"that truly is america's ass"

"hell even natasha is fucking hot"

"no seriously tom holland needs to wife me up"

"worst part about this is that hemsworth isn't here like cmon guys he's fucking daddy material."

i have heard every single one of these.