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Darrel: I don't think Troy lost his virginity at 7. I think he went to the doctor for a checkup and they looked at him a bit too hard.
(Some background- there was a guy named Troy in my art class and he said he lost his virginity at 7 and my friend and I still make jokes about it)
Soda: *what are you doing?* Oh, just checking to make sure I still have a jawline.
Pony: dONT MAKE ME PUT MY HAT ON BRO
Steve: Your mom shits in a bag 🤙
Two: Clown cream?? What the fuck is clown cream?
Johnny: *my imaginary friend was a dog*
Mine was Barney...it is no longer Barney
Dally: Literally like i can touch the back of my throat with no problem
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I'm not gonna have my own kids on purpose. If you ever catch me with a kid it was probably an accident.
(I couldn't decide between the two)
YOU ARE READING
~the outsiders headcannons~
FanfictionHeadcannons/ preferences of the outsiders characters. Credit to S.E. Hinton for the characters.
