~the outsiders headcannons~

What theyd be like irl p1•Dallas

Edit:
I'm reading this again 😍 it's so fucking... I cannot express my embarrassment omfg

So I developed an idea.

I'm not gonna tell you where I was when i generated said idea but I was somewhere

You are allowed to assume what you want

Anywho

Idk if anyone's done this yet, but basically what the characters would be like in real life

I'll probably compare them to the way either I am, or my friends/ people I know are.

You'll probably see a lot of me comparing myself to Dallas in this chapter because I think he'd be like

The criminal, much meaner version of me

But yeah

I'm doing Dallas first because he's my husband

Hella

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In real life I think Dallas would be
(Buckle your seatbelts because oh boy)
Really fucking mean

How surprising, huh.

Like he wouldn't be jolly and fucking happy all the time lmao

(No shade to anyone who makes Dallas soft btw I love soft dal but I'm just speaking in general)

Lmao also sorry if this is more serious or something than my normal chapters, I just think these ones are gonna be like that. But that's fine 🤷‍♀️ there's still jokes but the topics may be more serious than me talking about Steve wanting to fuck a car or something idk

I don't think he'd care much about anything

Like just in general

It's like when people cry or something he doesn't know what to do so he just doesn't do anything and doesn't let it affect him

I feel like he wouldn't really care about things unless you were important to him

Like if he was walking down the street and saw someone getting jumped,

don't yell at me

I don't think he would give a damn

But if he was walking and saw one of his gang, or other close friends getting jumped, I think he'd help

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Now I've seen a hc that Dallas could've been a psychopath or had psychosis or something but I'm not sure so I won't dig too deep into that

I'm not educated I just sit around and yell at people idk

But think he'd be sort of numb in a way

But also

I think he'd be very very angry

The littlest thing could piss him off

Literally if someone breathes too loud next to him he'll go fucking ballistic

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But other than anger, I don't think Dallas would feel that much

I don't think he'd ever really be happy or sad just angry.

Of course he would feel some things, like a bit of guilt here and there and some sympathy (he lacks empathy I think which doesn't by default make him a bad person I think he'd just be more sympathetic than empathetic)

Like maybe if he accidentally kicks the dog that buck has

(idk if it's bucks dog but like. Y'all remember that one scene. Ok)