~the outsiders headcannons~

What theyd be like irl p3•two

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Anyways

Irl I think two would be a cool guy to hangout with

In modern times white claws would be his shit

Like literally shut the fuck up two butt loves white claw

Only watches Mickey because his little sister used to love it

(and possibly still does but I think she was like 12 and when I was 12 I didn't watch Mickey)

I don't remember most of two's story but I think his dad either left? Or died? Or something?

Idk

I don't think he had a father figure present though

So he had to help take care of his sister and mom

Probably blocks out negative emotions with humor and that's why he's never serious

Probs sleeps all fucking day

Like wakes up at 4pm (I think Dallas would do this too but I forgot to put it hehe)

A slob asf

Literally his room is like

😸 gross 😸

Idk

Super fucking messy

Cannot see the floor of his bedroom

Probably secretly likes stuffed animals a lot

Would do anything for his friends Fr

Like he loves his friends sm you cannot convince me otherwise

Mr. Cool-guy

Gets bitches because he's funny asf

If you dated him he'd be really sweet

Probably make fun of you a lot but all in good fun

He's really into you 😳 but you didn't hear it from me

Would desperately want a pet bird

Twerks constantly

Darry yells at him for it

Dallas and soda twerk with him

Would probably have an iPhone five bc he doesn't feel like getting a new one

Someone buy him a new phone please

Good at cooking for no reason

Bitch is a fucking chef asf

Never cooks though bc why would he

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This is all my brain will let me think of so,
This is all for now.

Be ready for me to add random things to this in the future like I'm gonna do with the others

I'm fucking action blocked on Instagram 💔

Can't deal with this and it's only been like 6 hours