CrAcK!!

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Jane:Girls are so hot

Toby:boys are hot, too

Offender:why us everyone so hot??!!

Jane:global warming
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Trendor: even though I am 90% blind and wear glasses, when I take them off I can still see that you are a basic shady bitch.
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Toby: you're so easy to piss off😆😆

Masky:...

Masky:you're so easy to make insecure. Wait till I tell you about-
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Random person: why would you think any of this was a good idea!!???

Jeff:probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

RP:oh-

Jeff:I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
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BEN:I'm thinking of doing something stupid.

Jeff:I'm stupid, do me

Jeff:...

BEN:...

Slender:...

Jeff: I said that out loud.
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Offender:*speaking Spanish*

Toby:WHAT IS HE SAYING??! SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HE'S SAYING, I DON'T SPEAK TACO BELL!!!
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Liu:I was.... Doing things

Jeff:*runs in* He pushed me down the fucking stairs.

Liu:push is such a strong world. I prefer to call it 'giving you a little nudge'

Jeff:oh, I'll give you a little nudge when I shove my foot up your-
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Trender:*sitting at a mall silently judging everyone*

Trender:are those crocs? Not on my watch bi-
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Masky:did you eat my cheesecake?

Toby:....no.....

Hoodie:*reading Horton Hears a Who* Horton hears a bitch ass liar.
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Bye👋

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