CrAcK- but everything is copyrighted

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Jeff and Liu:*upstairs*

Slender:*hears a loud thud*What was that?

Jeff: Uh, his shirt fell...

Slender: sounded a lot heavier than a shirt.

Jeff: Oh, because he was in it. And, uh...we might need an ambulance...

Slender: Why...?

Jeff: His shirt fell....off the top bunk.....neck first...

Slender:.......

Jeff:........

(copyright time)

Slender:.... I'll get the Sprinkle towel paper, bletch, and dirt relocator. You get the plastic human size tortilla shell, go to Whale-mart and buy love-flower children.

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Translation: 

      Sprinkle towel paper-Sparkle paper towels

      bletch-bleach

       dirt relocator-shovel

     plastic human size tortilla shell-body bag

     Whale-mart-Walmart(duh)

      love-flower children-Rose seeds


Bye

       

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