Offender:Trendy has the worst fashion sense of anyone I've ever met.
Trender: I am going to have to put my fuckin' double seein' glasses because I can't even begin to comprehend the amount of BULLSHIT coming out of your mouth.
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Slender: I'm getting tired of your tomfuckery.
Zalgo: then I'll keep going till you're all tomfuckered out.
Slender:.....Goddamnit
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Jeff: Alright, have a nice day. I'm gonna go hang myself.
Toby:...
Masky:...
Jane:...
Hoodie:...
BEN:.......that's egdy as fuc-
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*When Masky was 5*
Slender:Timmy! Timmy, where are you!?
Timmy! That mother's adrenaline is kicking in!! TIMMY?!! I can see every equation.
Slender:HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON!? HE'S ABOUT THIS TALL, CLEARLY GAY, BUT WE HAVEN'T HAD THE TALK YET. TIMMY!!!
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Offender:My name is Offender man, I believe in insest and car accidents.
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Slender:you just lost toilet paper privileges, have fun gettin' creative.
I need this kitchen evacuated for one hour. EVACUATE THE KITCHEN!!
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This is just a filler. Tomorrow will be a double update. Good bye and remember.....God can't save you any more.
