I am Sasuke's twin sister?!?!

1.

"Wahhhh!"

I heard a cry from a baby.
'Can someone shut that baby up?' I thought.

It was very bright, so I didn't know where I was first, but as my eyes adjust to the light. I saw a beautiful lady with black hair and black eyes.
I stared at the lady.

"Wahhhh!!!!!" I heard a scream, 'Can't you be quiet? My ears are going to bleed. Why are you yelling tho?' I tried to said, but nothing came out but baby sounds...

"Why are her eyes red?" The pretty lady asked amused.

'Whose eyes?' I again tried to talk, but only baby sounds... No... Is not possible... I... Can't... Be... A... BABY!!!!

"Wahhhhhh!!!" I cried again. I don't want to be a baby! I don't want to pass through puberty again!

"Madame, what are you going to name her?" The other woman asked.

"Saki, Uchiha Saki" The pretty lady said while smiling to me.

Uchiha...

What the fuck?!?!

"Saki, meet your twin brother, Sasuke." The pretty lady said putting me closer to another baby.

Sasuke... Uchiha....

I am the fucking twin of the emo boy... Hahaha... Just fucking great. I have to survive a massacre, see my 'brother' try to kill my other brother, and probably have a pedophile on my back. Great.

After thinking about my future, I heard a voice.

'You wished for me to surprise you with your third wish-'

'Wait, this is your surprise?' I said incredulous

'No, my surprise-'

'This isn't the surprise?'

'Child, let me finish-'

'My possible death is not the surprise?'

'CHILD, IF YOU DON'T LET ME FINISH. I WILL PERSONALLY FINISH YOU.'

'... '

'Okay, now. My surprise is that you can learn any jutsu by just reading or watching it. Cool, right?'

'Tell me is not a unique and rare kekkei genkai...' I said weakly

'It's not, you only have the sharingan. I thought it would be fun to watch you being a Uchiha.' The voice answer.

'Well, I guess thanks, but I have a photographic memory.' I said disappointed, because if the wasted wish.

'I know, but you will not need to practice it for it being effective, it will naturally come' The voice trying to make his surprise better.

'I guess...' I said while thinking that it might not be a bad wish after all. Less work for me.

'Well, putting that at the side for a moment. You will be able to see the future like you wish, at anytime, this will be only be possible when you are 12 years old. And your memories are intact. This will be the last time that you hear me. I, again, wish you luck.' The voice finished and I went to sleep.

---------------------skip time brought to you by a lazy author---------------------------

I am now five years old. A lot has happened, because I didn't want to be know as a genius or prodigy. I talked some words when I was 1 year like, mom, dad, brother, food, hello, bye, milk. Nothing too complicated, so they wouldn't notice.

My father, at first I felt awkward calling them father and mother but it became better, thought that my mother cheated on him because of my red eyes, and hated me for some months. Until they talked and because Sasuke was the younger version of my father, they realise that it was impossible for my mom to have cheated. After that, my father began to treat me equally as my brother Sasuke. He still felt awkward because I was the only girl, but he would give me everything that I asked for. Like when I was 3 years old.