Perfect for you - A Bughead Fanfiction

Chapter 41 - Fuck My Life

Jughead's POV
"Fuck everything" I whine as I come out of the bathroom after throwing up again, I see Betty laying on the bed laughing her head off again at the video of me and the guys singing one direction, "Will you shut the fuck up!" sweet pea yells from the couch, "No you guys are hilarious!" she laughs back at sweet pea, "GUUUYYYSSSSS!!" Fangs yells, thank god Archie apparently stayed with veronica and reggie cause he would be doing my head in right now, "Do we have food here?" I groan, "I think there's random stuff in the cupboards" Betty says rewatching the video again, I make my way to the small kitchen area and open the cupboards to reveal nothing, god doesn't anybody here know me or do they all just hate me and not buy me food, "There's no food!" I whine, "You're hungover how are you hungry" Fangs says and I see Betty and Sweet pea both roll their eyes, "Because he's Jughead" Betty says, "He can't go an hour without food" Sweet pea adds, "True" Fangs says, "What? Yes I can. I could go a day without eating!" I protest and they all burst out laughing, "What?!" I say annoyed, "I could" I add, "Jug you're literally always eating, you wake up in the middle of the night to get a snack" Betty giggles, "I could go a day without eating" I say, "Wanna bet?" sweet pea says, "Sure how much?" I say, "You get 20 bucks off everyone if you go the whole day without eating" Fangs says, "Deal! Ronnie and reggie too?" I question, "We'll call them, oh and Archie" Betty says, "Great do it now" I say and she rolls her eyes, "Fine" she says and dials Veronica's number in her phone, "Hey V" she says and the have a conversation for a bit, "Do you guys really think I can't go a day without eating?" I ask sweets and fangs, "Yep" they both say, "Well I can't wait to prove you wrong" I say and suddenly feel the need to throw up again so I run to the bathroom and throw up in the toilet, "Gross" I mutter and immediately think I need food to get the taste out of my mouth but I just go brush my teeth, "This is gonna be harder than I thought" I murmur, "Jug they said their in, but remember if you lose you owe everyone here 10 dollars" she says, "10? But we owe him 20" Fangs protests, "Yeah but he's one person to all of us, we're multiple people to one person" Betty explains and fangs nods as I emerge from the bathroom, "Yeah yeah, I'm going on a walk" I sigh, grabbing my serpent jacket, "I'm coming!" Betty chirps, "Okay" I say and we both walk out of the room.

Fangs's POV
"Dude we should go buy a load of food to tempt Jug" Sweet pea suggests to me once Betty and Jug leave, "Yes! We are so gonna crack him" I say and we both laugh, we both get our serpent jackets and walk out, down the street to a small grocery store, "Let's get a load of chips, chocolate, cereal and candy and soda!" I say as we enter, "Yeah" Sweet pea says and we walk down the Isles grabbing a load of junk food and paying for it, we make our way back to the hotel to set up the food.

Betty's POV
Me and Jug are walking down the street and he seems very depressed, "You okay?" I ask, "Fuck my life" he groans and I giggle, "I'll take that as a no" I say, "I'm starving" he says and we cross the corner past a row of food places, "I'm sorry" I say leaning up and pecking his lips, "It's not your fault, I agreed" he says, pecking my lips twice, "Well if you wanted to get a small bit of food I wouldn't tell anyone" I smirk, "God I love you" he smiles and I giggle at that "Just one thing though" I say and he smiles goofily, "And I don't have to give you twenty dollars when you win" I say and he laughs, "Okay" he says and kisses my forehead, "Over there" I say pointing to a small diner looking place and we walk in, "Hey" we say as the waiter approaches us, "Hello what can I get you?" he asks, "Can we get 2 burgers and fries and 1 vanilla milkshake and 1 strawberry please" I say and see Jug smirking at me, "If course" the waiter says and walks away, "Stop smirking or I'll tell" I smirk back and he laughs bopping my nose, "Have I ever told you you're the best girl in the world?" he smiles "A few times" I shrug smiling, "Well you are" he says and leans over the table so I lean over to meet him half way and we kiss not for long but it wasn't a peck either, "I love you" he says when we pull apart, "I love you too" I smile and the waiter appears with food, "Thanks" we say and tuck into our food.

Jughead's POV
As we walk back into our hotel room I see sweet pea and fangs siting on the bed and food all over the table, "What's this?" I ask, "We spent like 40 dollars on junk" they smirk, god they're idiots they spent the money I give everyone on food for me, "HA idiots" I say and Betty stands laughing, "What?" they ask, "You spent the money I have to give you on food for me!" I laugh and they widen their eyes at eachother, "Dont touch!" they both shout trying to spring out if the bed but Betty jumps on top if them, she's the best girlfriend ever, it holds them off for about 4 seconds since she's really light and they can just lift her straight away, its long enough for me to get to the food though and I shove a load of chips into my mouth, god food is life. "Hah" I say through the food and Betty makes a disgusted face probably because of it, I shove the money to fangs and sweet pea 10 dollars and qthey groan, they hand 20 to Betty and walk out of the room, "So you lost but won" she smirks and hands me back the money kissing my cheek, "You can keep it" I say and she shakes her head, "We share money most of the time anyway" she smirks and I nod knowing its true, "Help me hide the food before they get back?" I smirk and she nods laughing. We shove the food into bags and put them in my car, "I'm gonna be spending a lot of time in the car" I say and she laughs, "Guess I will be too then since I love being with you" she says and I kiss her nose, "I guess you will since I'd drag you with me anyway" I say, "I love you" she says, "I love you more" I say, "Impossible" she says, "Nope I love you more" I say and we continue having that argument until we decide we both love each other the same, but in my head I love her more and in her head she loves me more, I know we were both thinking the same.
2 days later...

"Juggie" I hear Betty say trying to wake me up, I groan and snuggle my nose more into the crook if her neck where I was asleep, "Jug we have to go back to Riverdale" she chuckles and I lift my head to look up at her and we lock our eyes for a minute until I snuggle my nose back to where it was making her giggle "Juggie" she whines and I pull her on top of me, "Stop bugging me and sleep" I murmer and wrap my arms around her waist holding her in place on top of me, "Juggie we have to be out if the hotel by ten and its nine thirty" she giggles but still wraps her arms around me and puts her head in the crook of my neck, "So, all we have to do is get in the car" I mutter, "No we have to get changed and I have to do my hair and makeup" she says, "No you don't you're beautiful without makeup and we're only going to be in the car so we can stay in our pyjamas" I say, "No I need makeup and we stopped at gas stations last time so we have to get dressed" she says and I groan, "I'll get up if you don't wear makeup" I say and she whines, "WHYYYYY" and I chuckle, "Yes or no?" I say and she groans, "Fine" she says and we both get up.
Once we change we start making our way back to riverdale, "Baby? Remember that weird dude Mr. Honey?" I ask Betty, "Yeah?" she says back, "We should do some investigating in him, dont you think?" I ask and she nods, "Definitely" she says and we both grin happily.
Back home...
"Welcome back brother and Betty" Jellybean says kinda poshly once we go into the house, "Uhh.. Hi?" I say confused and ruffle her hair, "Stop that please I'm not a hallion" she says in the same tone and I look over at my dad, he just shrugs, "She's been like that all since you've been gone" he says quietly and I look at Betty who looks jut as freaked out, "Okay then, I'm leaving these in my room" I say signalling to my bags and signalling with my head to my room for Betty to come with me, "Don't worry dear brother, I'll bring them for you!" Jb chirps and takes our bags, "My my it's a lovely day! School tomorrow should be alot of fun!" she sighs to herself and makes her way to my room me, Betty and my dad all share a look and I'm guessing we're thinking the same thing. Shit just got weird.

Oop- hope you enjoyed lmao! This is gonna take a mystery sort of vibe soon  until its solved and I've got a good few surprises coming with that so stay tuned I guess also what the fuck has happened Jellybean? And I oop